Friday, September 24, 2010

Hottie of the Day


Andrew Jenks. A young filmmaker who currently has a series on MTV titled "World of Jenks" obviously he's easy on the eyes but watching the show you can tell he's really caring and sweet. You know the type who would say hi to you everyday in class, look you straight in the eyes, laughs at your jokes, but you will never have a chance in hell of bagging him :sigh: He's still hot though.

Jammie of the day

There really isnt much I have to say. It's just the white gay man in me loves this song. His name is Blake and he works at H&M he's an interior design major and he's a total slut when you feed him Long Island Ice Teas.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Today's Blogging Has Been Brought to you by




Micki Free. Formerly of Shalamar and most importantly from the Prince episode of "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories"
Bask in the presence of greatness! "That b!tch fine than a motherfu@#er!"

Happy Birthday To..


JOAN JETT! All hail Joan of Rock-adia!

Ha!

I stumbled upon this on my late night youtube journey's. This is a parody of Kanye's "Power", and it's pretty genius. I am the power hour queen. When I do go out (which is not often) I do the super power hour, so by time your ready to leave whatever spot your at you have already been through all the phases of Stage I drunkeness: The consumption, the consumption, the consumption, the hit, the yearning to dance, sweat out the juice, drink water, drink water, go home, crash. Let's have a toast.

Teacher of the Year.


The primary word in High School is High. So why get mad made when a teacher wants to provide that word in motion to all the moody students called teenagers? This woman has been charged with dealing pot to students at Kellam High in Va Beach, after a package of ganj arrived at her house. She is currently "co-operating" with authorities to find out how the heck this package came out of nowhere and arrived at her doorstep! I find it funny that she is a "Consumer Science" teacher. Supply and demand at its finest! Read the full story here

Overnight Deep Thoughts...


-Hot fudge sundaes from McDonalds are awesome, the fact that I have to drive around to more than 1 24 hour McD's to get one (or two) is not awesome. They should have a 24 hour mechanic standby specifically for the ice cream machine. The end.
-7-11's should have drive thru's, can you imagine how great and convenient it could be!? If any one steals my idea i'll put a hex on you!
-Whatever happened to full service gas stations? The only time I see them is up north at rest stops. Those rest stops are awesome. They have Roy Rogers at those rest stops. Roy Rogers is awesome.
-When I'm at work I go outside and look up in the sky, moments like those makes me remember that we live on a planet, a mere speck in the universe.