Watch Yo Ass Fairfax!

When I called my bestie LEY last week the first thing I asked her was "How's your ass!?" For the record her ass is okay. But in Fairfax there's a butt slasher going around. Since feburary this slASSher has been attacking women in mall's and chain shopping stores. "Experts" say that he may suffer from some condition where he is sexually gratified by these attacks, well duh. Fortunately none of these young women had suffered serious injuries but I'm quite its something they'll never forget. This whole thing is quite bizarre. He's climbing out his Honda Accord, he's slashing your ass up, hide your heiny, hide your wife, he's slashin everybody out here.

Rest In Processors Acer

You were bought at a Best Buy in Roanoke, you became my best friend. Anywhere I'd go I'd take you with me. Even when I stepped on you in a sleeping stupper, broke your screen and thought i'd never be with you again, I found an external display monitor and we were close again. Although not as close as we once were. I felt you slipping away from me. And one morning I turn to you and your hard drive crashed, so did my heart. I will miss you Ace. I wonder if heaven has an internet cafe. One day or one year when I get enough money I will bring you back to life, new screen, repaired hard drive and all. But for now I must let you go. Until we compute again...

And also since my laptop with all my music on it deceased the BIU BBQ Mixtape Vol 2 is on hold till further notice...obviously.

And Now time for deep thoughts...

You know as a 25 year old struggling college graduate, I often ask myself "was it all worth it". You know going to school getting good (enough) grades throughout all my education. Doing what my parents wanted me to do. Doing the right things. Only to end up at a dead end job that I hate getting paid $9 an hour. Sometimes I do think I took the wrong life path. What I should have done instead of studying and working on my craft of mediocre flute playing was be a HO. Ho's are having the BEST MILLENNIUM EVER! From video girls being paid and adorned for their ASSets, to Superhead becoming a best selling author TWICE! To Ashley Dupree being a columnist in the New York Post. To Michelle McGee popping in any media venue that'll have her. To Amber Rose being paid to appear in the club, stand there and pout. To Kat Stacks' name even being mentioned in my blog. The point is HO's making dough. You can't be mad at that. Who needs an education when you have a loose vagina! I curse my mother for raising me to be an intelligent, strong, independent woman HOW DARE SHE! So in 2010 let the ho-ing commence. I am going to work on my new reality show pitch. Implanting a webcam directly in a groupies caslupus as Chelsea Lately would say. Crossing fingers!

Good Morning, Lets Get Tipsy!

So I dont know if you have seen this, it has been making its rounds in the hip hop blogosphere. It's from the group Pretty Ricky and one of it's members Sexy Spec the artist formally known as Spectacular decides to take it upon himself to promote his group's new single. Brava for taking the reins right? NOOOO. He proceeds to gyrate his high yella a$$ in red bikini cut briefs. Warden read me last rights, give me last meal, Ive just been lethally injected with this. Check out the video please.

The funniest part of the whole thing is watching the reaction videos ala "Two Girls on cup" this is my favorite reaction video

Camp Lo Poppin Champagne!?

When I was on world star hip-hop and saw the title to this video my first thought was "ugh no not camp lo!" then I watched the video and I still dont know what to make of it.
But I mean it's Camp Lo and they really can't do no wrong in my book.

If you dont know who Camp Lo is maybe this will jog your memory.

And if that doesn't help you, you have no hope. Go to time out.