Oo Im Dangerous.

So I am on my morning commute which I already dred,and today its raining AGAIN. So I get to Hampton get off at the Hampton U exit and make my way to Burger Kang, I make a left at the stop sign then BOOM blue lights. Great. So I have one headlight out which I already knew and apparently and didnt make a total complete definite stop at the sign. Oooh Im such a criminal. To top it off it was 3 of them 3 cops and for what reason? One cop doing the whole process, another cop on the passenger side of the car shining a flash light into it, and another standing behind him. I mean is there someone killing someone somewhere? I guess not at 6:30 in the morning. I now have a summons to show up in court sometime in November for "failure to obey a traffic sign", whatever im paying that ish off so I wont have to go to court. In closing thank you Hampton City cops so glad that you are following the motto To Serve and Protect meaning to Serve me papers and Protect your quota rep, good job.

Another Dumba$$ Inspired by...I can't say

I have made several posts about idiotic people being inspired by one of the ultimate 'guy flicks' which I am also a fan of "Fight Club". This time a 17 year old kid tried to copycat "Project Mayhem" and he saw Starbucks as a corporate symbol and decided to blow it up memorial day weekend. Right because if you destroy 1 Starbucks corporate america will come to a screeching halt. News flash: corporate america has fubar'd for a while now. For people to be inspired by a movie and try to immulate it is foolish, especially since it didnt turn out to great. Hardbody, yes. Great in terms of quality of life? Not so much.

Boom Boom POW!

Ha I bet that statement is going to be used a lot in some form relating to this story. So over the weekend blogger Perez Hilton was attacked by the Black Eyed Peas manager. He posted a queen tastic video about it here. Although like I said its super queenie Perez or Mario is right, he should not have been physically attacked, its all silly. Listen Perez Hilton is a gossip blogger who states his opinion on everything, and at times I dont agree with everything he says or is interested in (like his obsession with Lady Gaga ugh) I find his site thoroughly entertaining and is the first blog I go to everyday. Its all in good fun, its not to be taken seriously. He gives people credit when due, he gives people s@#t when due as well. Apparently it all started when Fergie was complaining about Perez making fun of her, oh waaaa. And it came to a climax with Will.i.am asking Perez to no longer write about BEP on his website and what not.Pause,I personally could care less about BEP I mean this is not "Joints and Jams" Black Eyed Peas we're talking about here I stop caring about BEP a looooong time ago, it's not that serious homie. If someone dont like your music than keep it moving, people are still going to buy your crap anyway. The whole situation was uncalled for and I do believe Perez cause I've heard about BEP's people getting into altercations before. But Perez being a gay man shouldnt have called him the 'F' word though. BUT there are 2 sides to every story and none of us knows what really happened, this whole thing is so really gay, like really, so, yeah.Boom Boom POW.

Today in 'No Sh%t' News

Things are being researched all the time. Research for cures to horrible diseases such as AIDS, Cancer etc. These are causes that takes a lot of money and time. Then there are things being researched that also takes time and money, time and money that could have been used elsewhere. So today we have a 'survey' that says New York has the angriest drivers No Sh%t. I wonder how much time and money it took to come to such an obvious conclusion. Apparently it was Miami before, what the H do people in Miami have to be angry about YOUR IN MIAMI TRICK! I also think NY road rage is hereditary, do some research on that! But seriously I did not learn to drive in NYC but I definitely have the rage, mostly cause I believe VA drivers are stupid. So I think I would fit in with NY drivers just fine. To be truthful I dont think I really want to find out though, that's the wussy, hesitant VA driver coming out I guess. Hmph.

Everybody wants Kung Fu Strippin'

"Apparently the Cheetah is wild" Lolers.
Did this guy not know about the no touch rule? Ive never been to a strip club and I know that. So if you slap a striper on the arse, expect a stiletto upside your head.

This is NOT "that"

So once again people are bring investigated for instigating a "fight club" esque thing between mentally hadicapped people. Unlike the previous time, this is more like a cock fight or dog fighting. These people were forcing these kids to do this as to the other situation was voluntary between the patrons (i think). This is NOT what...you know what is about. Its about letting out aggression voluntarily so booo to these massingils.

Twitter=Sin

So I came across this article about how Twitter can be immoral because of the rapid-ity (is that a word? It is now) of the updates does not give a person time to get how that person feels. Um lame. Who cares about how someone feels, why would I take the time out to figure out how or why a person feels! Why am I on Twitter anyway!? Well I see where this genius 'study' is saying about how mediums in general and the fast pace of it can harm a developing brain but I dont get what it means for grown a$$ people or how it is immoral. Boo with your 'science', do something like I dont know cure cancer or AIDS, yeah that'll help people more. Dork.
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Mickey Deez Nutz

I sympathize with this person. When you wake up in the morning sometimes you wake up craving something. Some mornings your like 'hey its a pancake, bacon and eggs kind of morning, let me get myself together and make some'. There are some mornings when you want mystery meat, strangly sauteed onions, plastic eggs, and a slab of cheese along with a bagel and dont forget the grease. So you get up and go to the Mcdonald's. You get there and after waiting 3 minutes for them to even ask for your order to which you reply 'Yeah let me get a steak, egg and cheese bagel, with a small sprite' to which they reply 'we dont have those today'. It f-s up your whole morning. I have almost busted a cap or two myself.

There are some things you dont go cheap on.

Sure we always like to cut corners when we can. The off brand cereal, the cheapest tires,rent to own everything,the cheapest car ever ,the list goes on, but there are some things in life you can't go cheap on. One of those things in my opinion are condoms. Im not down for the frosty flakes version of condoms son. Recently it has been decided that condom makers will now convert to chinese jimmy hats cause its cheaper, thus eliminating 300 american jobs. I wonder what a chinese condom would like like, maybe a chinese finger trap? Read more about this jank here

Today in 'Ummm No' news...

The pope visits Africa and 'reaffirms' a ban on condoms. In Africa. Ummm no. We all know Africa has a huge, possibly the biggest problem with HIV/AIDS and your going to ban them? Why because we are still going under the 'waiting for marriage' shtick. Now get real, some people do, most people dont. I really dont get the reasoning behind it, I also dont get why as a planet we would be listening to some old dude whom we assume have never touched a woman because he is a man of the cloth, and lets not get into the little boys thing, I like Jesus, I wonder if Jesus likes this guy though. Anyways im not trying to step on any toes, but in this day and age and the dangers of what comes from not using protection this idea is forlackofabetterword stupid.

Today in 'Duh' news

Social networks can harm children's brains, yeah no sh!t. How many cases has there been where a young person off's themselves cause of some stuff another kid said on the interwebs. The study also says that it shorten attention spans. Wait what was I talking about?
Congress passes a bill that prohibits people from having chimps and other primates as pets. Too bad cause I really wanted a silver back gorilla as pet and I was going to name it Academy Award Winning Morgan Freeman. I guess its all good because you know taking an animal out of their natural habitat and putting into a few hundred sq footage of space may not be a good idea. Duh.

Sky Pushers

IN Heathrow Airport in London town an airline crew was arrested after a baggage of the coke--ay-ina was found on board on a flight from Johannesburg, South Africa. This is actually the second incident like this. Another crew on another flight from the same air lines some time ago had the same thing happen. A talking head from the HM Revenue & Customs said it was unusual to have these two crews get busted. Son its not unusual, its hustlin! There is a worldwide financial crisis going on here people! Im quite sure the airplane staff get a good deal traveling and stuff but what about the money? They are pushin that white in London. Of all places that is a great place to sell of some coke...or so ive heard....
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