Woah.

It would be silly or weird of me as a sometimes halfa$$ blogger to not mention the killing of Osama bin Laden. I am not a conspiracy theorists and I do believe the man killed to be Osama but it was just kind of...anti-climatic. Sure there was a 40 minute gun fight that ensued so it sure was not anti climatic to the Navy SEALS who did an incredible job. I just always imagined Osama being captured, being put on trial or being asked why. Something more along the lines of what happened with Saddam. It all just happened and his body was discarded so quickly (to comply with Muslim tradition), and buried at sea no less (apparently no other country wanted his remains...makes sense). Is it wrong that when I heard that Osama was buried at sea my first thought was "I hope he doesn't do a Megatron and escape from his underwater grave. Punk a$$ decepticon!" So all in all the murder of Osama is like seeing a chupacabra on your front lawn, or better yet having a black president! Something you never thought was going to really happen. The death of this monster has bought some closure to the 9/11 tragedies and families directly affected. But is this the end of terrorism, absolutely not unfortunately, we still got bootleggers. Did you know a co-worker said this exact quote "I just watched Fast Five on my laptop" Now that's just sad.

Darn Right

In this year's annual People magazine 100 beautiful people or something like that they have THE most beautifulist thing in this world. The one. The only. The sexiest angriest man in the white house. RAHM. EMANUEL. YESSSSSSS. People magazine finally got something right!


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Quick Digs

So here's my 2 pennies on some news stories of the week.

Swine Flu: I think its a conspiracy to get our minds off of Susan Boyle, but that's just me. I mean I dont know how to feel about it. I feel sorry for those who've been diagnosed and those who have passed from it, that sucks. It's just one of those things for me of if I dont know anyone with it, or have it myself, I dont care. The media continues to instill fear in people and I dont know why. Everyone is already on the edge as it is.

Air Force 1 scaring the poop out of people: This whole thing was just really poor judgement on (fill in blank here)'s part. I mean having low flying planes around the NY skyline, really? For something like that why wouldnt the public be notified about it. Its not like they are going ruining the shot, getting their homies together and posting up against the plane in a bboy stance when its flying in the friggin sky. What the H does the Air Force One have anything to do with the NY skyline? Maybe they were trying to get a shot of the statue of liberty.It was just a bad call.

Obama's fist 100 days: So every one is giving their critique of President's Obama's first 100 days. I think it is unfair to asses any president after only 100 days in office. I dont know what magical acts people are expecting. I've said it once and I'll say it again, its going to take time people.

Some old republican dude now turning democrat: I think its going to be an eye opener (hopefully) to see that a person who has been in the house for x amount of years and been a republican for x amount of years is now switching. Im quite sure its strategic seeing that the dems are the house majority at the moment. I also believe he is genuinly sick of what the republican party has become. I view the rep. party as like school yard bullies with money, but im not going to get into all of that cause well, im lazy.

And im done.

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I like to call this picture Brother Sledge ala Sister Sledge we are family. This is from the G-20 summit yesterday. After this they played Domino's ate pizza and played pin the shlong on Condolezza.
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Blame it on Oba-a-a-a-a-a-ama!

Ok so we all know the numerous things going on in the world today and in true fashion human beings can't take the blame for their own actions. The people who had no business owning a home and did etc etc. I just saw this news story today about actress Angie Harmon whom disagrees with the job Obama has been doing. Hey you know that's fine but he has been in office for 2 months and 11 days. Bush took eight years to bring this country to where it stands and you expect Obama to fix it in 2 months and 11 days!? Give me a motherf!@#ing break, are you serious!? What needs to be done is going to take time, we all need a little patience. Give the man some time! In the article mizz Harmon went on to say that she thinks Mccain would have done a better job because he has experience. Im sorry but father time does not have enough "experience" for this sh!t. Much like parenting being a president does not come with guidelines to tell how to get through every feasisble crisis possible cause every presidency has its own challenges and unfortunately like life it is trial and error. All im saying is chill out, change does not come immediately. And who the hell asked Angie Harmon anyway, go somewhere.

RAHM!

The man who is number 2 in the white house but number 1 under the covers Rahm Emanuel has popped up yesterday during Obama's speech about something. This is only 5 seconds but it is 5 seconds of absolute bliss.

Can't wait till summers at the White House: Electric Bugaloo.

So in a previous post I explained why I couldnt wait cause its going down in DC erry weekend on Pennysylvania Ave. Get your go-go bands rehearsed and ready to go.....go? Anyways the Obama's much like the rest of the nation comes up with any excuse to live in the celebration and pop arbor mist. Today they are having a St Paddy's party no excuse me parties. Homie dont play when it come to his partying.
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Today in "Well I Would Guess So" News

Since his 45 tenure in office President Obama has gone considerably grey. Well the country is on the brink of an economic collapse, we are involved in unexplainable wars, people are criticizing your every move and now your going grey. Well I would guess so! Seriously journalist is this how deep into you intellect to get a news story? Im a blogger (kinda) and this is pretty bottom of the barrel no room for thought "journalism" at it's best but pointing out the president of the US in this day and age is going grey is kind of 'duh'. Try again.

Blame it on the rain!

So as 500 million americans lose their jobs a month and your thinking about doing crazy stuff. Robbing people, punching people, killing people. Don't take it on helpless civilians no. Take it out on these people. I suggest printing out these 10 pictures of the people most responsible for the recession and do what you will. Whether that be shooting darts at em, target practice, placing them on the bottom of the toilet bowl with the mouth cut where your humanly excretions would go. You know, stuff like that. Dont get mad, get creative! After that put on this milli vanilli song and dance in your undies

There's always that one family member...

That f@#ks up at the wrong time. Obama's brovah from his dad's side got busted on mary charges in the motherland. Listen he was just having a good time, 5-0 mess with him, finds out his last name is Obama and BOOM controversy. Its not that serious Barrack don't even talk to old dude like that. When the week comes around we'll see if anybody tries to make something out of it. I doubt it though.

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Birf Control

So a big news story yesterday was about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi saying that birth control will help the economy. People are all up in arms about this but I kind of agree with Nancy. Money will be reimbursed to states through the economic stimulus package to planned parenthood programs. These programs provide contraceptives to those who can not afford medical care aka poor people. Like I said before I am feeling what Pelosi is saying. Because of the current economy who can afford another mouth to feed if they can not afford the proper medical care to begin with. From personal observations I have noticed that lower income families tend to have more children, and why is that you think? Is it because of miseducation? Is it because they can't afford the proper contraceptives? Is it because when your hungry instead do it and feed your sexy times hunger instead of your gastric one? I think it is a mixture of all of these. So I say I do agree with the notion that birth control will help the economy. When Beyonce said "If you like then you shoulda put a ring on it" she wasnt talking about an engagement ring, she was talking about a nuvaring, wrap it up kids, the pullout method does not work.

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Rahm my man. Rahm is R-a-h-m-o-n-e-b-a-d-a-z-z that's he (wipe me down). Rahm Emanuel is a beast. He's a Chicago Jew who dont take no shadoobie. And yes I would smash that. He was actually a ballet dancer in his youth, but he would send you a rotten fish if you test him, no really, he would. And yes I would smash that. He is now Obama's Chief of Sexy, I mean Chief of Staff, which means he would whip all those spoiled politricks into shape, he means biznass. Here are some things you need to know about Rahm-bo.

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InNEGROation

So I know you are pretty much tired of reading about yesterday's inauguration but I would just like to give my .02 about it if you don't mind. So basically what I gathered about the inauguration is it's much like graduation. There is all this pre-ceremonial stuff, musical selections, speeches people could care less about then, finally, the time has come. They call your name, you walk across the stage, then, well that's it. That's what the inauguration was, all this buildup for just about two sentences of oath. It's all good though. I admit when I first saw Obama on camera walking down the hall on the way out to take his oath I got goosebumps. His face was stern, no smirk, no smile, nothing. His face was emotionless. He had the face of a man knowing that he has a sh!t ton of work to do. Like a dude who hasnt had work in some time then he finally gets a job as a janitor in chuck e cheese. He's happy he got the job, but there's a lot of sh!t to do...litteraly. Sure Obama's job is more serious but you know how much I like analogies. Seeing all those people in that mall was very inspiring but very cold. I was literally in my bed, under the covers with the heat on in front of me and I was shivering for them. All in all we know this was a very historic event. One that I am glad I was in the comfort of my home for, I ain't no fool.

I Refugee from Guantanamo Bay Jammie

In case you have not heard Obama plans on shutting down Guantanamo Bay as one of his first tasks in the prez seat. For those that dont know Gitmo is where all the "enemy combatants" are held aka people with terrorist tendencies. So we're just gonna set them free to go back to wherever they came from continue with more vengence on their attacks against america? Obama I luh you everything but dont let me send you to time out! Im quite sure there is much more to this that someone of my meager mental capacity could understand, for more about this go here.
And this whole ordeal made me think of Pras' one line in this song, thus me thinking about this song, thus me thinking about this album which changed my life, thus me weeping for the Fugees. Why Lauren! WHYYYYYY!

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Pic of the day.

I think it's funny ::shrugs::

Bahot Gahtdama!

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So I know this is like so yesterday but I just had to post, he is a bad mama jamma, he is so bad he made me say mama jamma. So apparently people are all in a tizzy in both good and bad ways about this picture. Some are saying that a president shouldnt be seen like that, I mean helloooo he's on vacation in friggin Hawaii! And he can walk around shirtless all he wants he's a hot piece. And i'm done. Go here to some more semi-nude politician meat.

Ughhhh

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Well unfortunately California as a whole are douche bags and has said yes to Proposition "H8te" and outlawing same-sex marriages. That is so unfortunate, the government should not be able to determine who should and should not get married. What happened to the separation of church and state!? As much as heterosexuals abuse the idea of marriage with the divorce rates being so high you would think they would people in the gay community a chance to get married. If the government want to control marriage they should control the amount of times heterosexual couples get married, or how long heterosexual couples should stay married or else they would be punished.::sighs:: I feel sorry for my lezzies and my gays, hopefully one day they would receive the full rights of marriagedom all across the nation. I mean we have a black president it seems right now anything is pretty much possible. If im not mistaken I think Massachusetts still allows marriage between same-sex couples.

Yeeeah Son!

Wow, well as you all know it was election day yesterday in the US of A and what a day it was. I got off work at 9am to go home pick up my brother and go vote. Well I got home turned my car off went into the house, gathered some things then my brother and I made our way to my car. Well my car wouldnt start, I was astonished! I just brought my car a month ago, grant it is used but I didnt think it will stall out on my already! So my mom came home and tried to jump it but that didn't work. I had to take her car and drop her off at the doctor's then my brother and I went to the community resource center and voted. I was scared about voting because all morning at work i have heard horror stories about how long lines where and that was the last thing I wanted to deal with after getting off work. Good thing was when I got there @ 11a there was absolutely no line, it took my brother and 5 minutes to walk in, vote and walk out, that was awesome. Putting the little I voted sticker on felt good it felt real good for this is my first time voting. Oh and about the car long story short it wouldnt start cause the security mechanism in my car malfunctioned and like shut itself down, weird I know but I got it taken care of. After this eventful day i fell asleep around 7:30 hoping to wake up to good news when getting ready for work early this morning. When i finally pried myself from my bed @ midnight the news I 've been waiting for was there, Obama has won. This is something that at 23 yrs old I thought I would never seen in my lifetime. I am still in disbelief. I am also scared, scared for those people who see this as a black man (or half black man) being president and not as a person who is taking on the astronomical task of putting this country back together. Biggots who can not just take an ass whopping as an ass whopping and sit back just as the unheard and disenfranchised has dealt with Bush for the past eight years. I'm sorry get over it, you'll be just fine. I work at a radio station and more specifically in the AM talk news dept. The listening audience is mostly conservative middle aged white males who thinks Obama is a socialist,a muslim, a terrorist, his ideas are too radical, he will ruin America. Well Sirs how much more shitty can America be right now? Fighting 2 wars that was not approved for the most part, and for what reason. Radical ideas that put us into war and caused a global financial breakdown, nah that's not 'radical' at all, this is completely normal. If you feel Obama has radical ideas, so what if he does, maybe these radical ideas is radical enough to put America back in the middle, not good, not bad, not normal, not shitty, just balanced. I'm not saying that magic is going to happen and everything is gonna be peachy, but come on, we need something else SOMETHING, and I sure hope this is it.
People's willin out.


And I'll leave you with some funnies.