What!?

The picture you see above is a 'throwback' to my days at WVRU, the campus radio station located in Porterfield Hall. Porterfield is connected to Powell Hall. These two buildings are the Visual and Performing arts buildings,the place where I spent my collegiate life. Buildings that I thought I knew everything about, well I was wrong. Recently the Board of Visitors decided to strip Powell Hall of its name. Of course it caused concern for my fellow music majors who inhabit this building, but then I was directed to an article posted by my boo boo Carl. Turns out the namesake of the building was one of Virginia's leading white supremacist. WTF!? Obviously this is shocking, all the years that I spent in that building and didnt know the story of the person whom it was named after. However; despite all that, nothing including a building named after a white supremacist, can take away all of the memories, friends, songs, laughs, practice sessions, quizzes, exams, and an oral exam that brought me tears that I had in that building. Powell Hall is being stripped and now it will all be known as Porterfield, which is fine by me. Might I interject a suggestion and put my bid in for Tylia Hall or maybe Lucretia Building. No? Fine. Read the whole article here

In the Jungle...

This kid that I work with Damien comes into work after me on sunday mornings and always goes "Dude have you seen?!..." and its always Effed up Ess on youtube. So last weekend he comes in and shows me the video I'm about to post. You know monkey's are our cousins and the only thing that differentiates them from us is an opposable thumb. I never really tried to comprehend how similar humans are to them, but after seeing this video I now know the gap between them and the human man are closing more and more everyday. Human men have fleshlights, monkeys have frogs. Tomato ToMATO.

AAAAANNNND here's a closeup

Yo this kid is a trip

So a number of weeks ago im quite sure you all saw the shocking video footage of a 2 year old Indonesian marshmallow smoking ciggies like a pro right? Well a camera crew went to go check up on him and here is that footage...


Here is the thing, I have very conflicted feelings about this kid. On one hand he is a cute little brown butterball, then you see him smoking with such proficiency and I'm thinking "Yo this kid is a G". Then you think about the side effects that this can have on his health. Its clear that he is already down the road to sumo greatness, but also as the doctor said in the piece his lungs are still developing. It's strange how this riveting story is all types of wrong and all types of right at the same time.

Last Night's Dream

I have these crazy crazy dreams. Like real vivid cinematic dreams with camera angles, dialogue, plot, soundtrack and even credits in the end (if i dream all the way to the end) Last night's dream was no different. Ok so I dont know how it started but this is what I remember from it: It starts at a TJ Maxx like department store, one security guard comes in with this huge sheet cake. He speaks to another security guard and they disappear from sight. All of a sudden HEIDI MONTAG pops into the scene having an argument with an older man, presumably her boyfriend(in the movie). All of a sudden these goonish looking men come into the department store. One of these guys sticks his hand in the sheet cake the security guard bought in minutes before and pulls out a bayonet (!?) obviously there was a commotion so the security guards ran out from where ever they were (maybe a sexual encounter?) So the one security guard dude (obviously the other guard was in on the scheme) tries to subdue bayonet guy and gets bayonet-ed from the bottom of his jaw out of his mouth (yikes) So HEIDI MONTAG this whole time did not know what was going on cause she was yapping her mouth but all of sudden realized someone got bayonet-ed(?) So now the bad guys start taking hostages. A female accomplice takes Heidi and her bickering boyfriend towards the back of the store where there is an exit. This female accomplice to the bad guys sucks cause Heidi of all people manages to make her way out the store. So now the camera angle switches to Heidi's view. One of the goons chase after her, but the goon stops short in their tracks cause there is a parole officers complex right next to the store(WTF?) So Heidi thinking she is safe make her way to the parole office but it's Memorial Day so the offices are closed. The last scene before I woke up was her running into a bodega to make a call to 911, but I think the goon caught up to her.
What a random a$$ dream right? I don't know where any of that came from, I have issues.

Yes.

Monkey caught on tape burglarizing business.
Need. I. Say. More.
Go to the link to peep the video

Today in 'Aw Hail Naw' News

It's a really a friggin shame that this is 2009 and stories like this pops up.African American children of a Philadelphia summer camp were told to leave a pool in a private club after they ponied up over $1000 to have the kids swim there. In a statement of the club president said

"There was concern that a lot of kids would change the complexion … and the atmosphere of the club,"

What!? AW HAIL NAW. Attitudes like this in these days and times are absolutely inexcusable. Now if they did not want the children to part of the club because of their economic status, fine but still not cool at all. This place can to go to hell in a hand basket, unbelievable. For the story go here.

Cuckoo for the Cock

Over the past few weeks a number of chicken joints have had either free or discounted chicken deals. As I have stated to many people "This aint February!?" I dont understand the influx of chicken deals going on. Its not like chicken has to be promoted. People love chicken, people eat chicken every day. There have been many times when I sacrificed something I needed for something that I wanted. That something wanted being chicken, that something needed being gas, rent, etc. I do get why KFC would they recently came out with the new grilled chicken (which I have yet to check out, and really dont want too) but I dont get why Popeyes had that deal going on. Yes it was awesome, but if people want Popeyes theys gon get some Popeyes, deal or no deal son. I personally can't wait till Bojangles get some type of deal goin. That's chicken we can believe in!
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Gangsta B!tch

So remember how I was telling you how Mexico is going ultra hard these days? Well they are still super hard (ok that sounds so wrong) and now they are adding some chicas to the mix now. This chola right here had maaaaaad fire power she was protecting for Poncho and em. The federalis predict she is part of some drug cartel. She was rewarded with a photo shoot of her and her spread. This song "Gangsta B!tch" is for you Ms Cabrera!

There is absolutely, positively, no sex in the Champagne Room

But there is at the zoo. Field Trip! In Battle Creek Michigan there is a program named "Zoorotica" where it shows how different animals reproduce and do other dirty stuff. Cancel the field trip the tickets are sold out. Here is an ode to animal love making complete with a fitting soundtrack for your sick pleasures (me not included of course)

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And here's a story about boobs...

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I had this friend in college. We called her boobs mcgee. This had a 25% relevancy rate to this news story. But it was a story about boobs.
Anyways a chick named Sheyla apparently has the world's biggest(fake) boobs. Her knockers clocks in at 38KKK! My boobs just exploded from typing that. It hurts just to look at her. Jeez. That means she has a full gallon of silicone up in her palms palms. There has to be some severe medical repercussions cause of those things. But for now she seems happy so gawd bless her. For more on this story go here.

Pic of the Day

This is what too much time on your hands at work and amateurish perez hilton inspired microsoft paint collide and have an orgy they dont want to remember.

Pic of the Day

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This kid is the youngest smoka. Learn more about your new hero here.

Umm Ewwww!

Yeah I know brother. So apparently Carmen Electra likes to use wire hangers in some shape or form when she's making whoopee ::chuckels::(its a funny word). She says it's "A little pleasure, a little pain. It's all about fun." Ummm what the hell can you do with a wire hanger!? On second thought I really dont wanna know. There are 2 things that come to mind when I hear the words wire hanger. One being "NO MORE WIRE HANGER'S" and number two will be this:


Read more about Carmen's bedroom tactics start here.

Pic of the day

Read about the story behind the behind

Kickin it old School

Just....watch it please.

The Jheri Curl in detail

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No Ladies you are not dreaming, that IS Stoney Jackson of 227 fame, aint he sexay! When I am curious about things I like to research them in vivid detail (read: go to wikipedia). Because I want to know the orgins, who exactly is responsible the rise and ultimately the decline of these passages of time. The Jheri Curl came to power in the late 70's and maintained its reign through the 80's. Its name came from its creator whose name was you guessed it! Jheri. Jheri Redding was actually a famed hair stylist who came up with his own concoctions in his kitchen and founded many hair product companies including Nexxus (hmm betcha didnt know that ha!)The Jheri Curl was popular among the african-american and latino communities like so


Want to know what else I found out at the wonderful world of wikipedia!? That there was actually a gang called "The Jheri Curls" yeah no shat. It was actually a dominican gang of brothers who made mad dolo on the cocaina and was immensely feared by their Washington Heights community (Manhattan, NY), Yes even with a name like "The Jheri Curls" wow. And here are their fotografias fuego!

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I encourage you all to go out and learn as much as possible about the marvels of the Jheri Curl I will bid you ado with the classic Jheri Curl moment.

....And dont it feel good!? HEY!

So as I make my daily blog rounds I continue to come across grains of inspiration, this time from Dlisted. I already forgot what the post was about but he put a link to a video of Alison from intervention who hufs some sort of something and saying how it feels like she's "walking on sunshine". Well you know how on youtube there are related videos and i clicked on this right here, its really sad but I have a black heart so its kind of funny.

Pimp. This. Ride

I saw this picture over at Crunk and Disorderly aka my daily hit of crack cause i need it and this pic is...too much