When Things Get Old, Spray Febreeze On It

So I know at this point you've all heard the "Bed Intruder" song and at this point its getting pretty played out. Brilliant, yes. Getting old, for sure. But I know best to keep something stinky semi-fresh, you spray febreeze on it. Consider this musical febreeze.

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The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle from Jon Daly

I personally think Nick Kroll is hilar, the characters he creates and the way he executes them is top notch in my opinion. Fabrice Fabrice and now his new one Bobby Bottleservice who stars in this clip by the name of "Ed Hardy Boys" of course a play off of "The Hardy Boys" Nick is starring alongside Paul Scheer of Human Giant and Best Week Ever fame in a new show called "The League" I dont know if it started yet cause I know nothing about primetime television thanks to my work sched.

The Oscars could be getting a Hangover

Saw this piece over on Fox News where "we report, you decide." about how "The Hangover" could be Oscar worthy. I say YES. Because the Oscar's had changed the rules a bit where there can 10 movies in the running of Best Picture instead of the usual 5. Check out the story here

On a Boat.

The new single from the album "Incredibad" this is The Lonely Island guys new video for "Im on a boat" ft T-pain. Your Welcome.

M.I.A. had her babay!

On valentine's day Maya took to her myspace blog to tell us all the great news that her baby boy is here! I dont know why Im so excited for her like I know her personally or like I went to her baby shower but I am, Im that excited! Congrats!
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Craigslist

So Ive never been to Craigslist before but I went on there to see if I can find a job or something, which I didnt. But what I did find was this.
"Looking for horns, brass, woodwinds or what have you, viola, violin, xylophone....to get fun instrumental project going. Goals to play many shows and record. Influences Zappa, Buzzard, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum....uummm, heavy, dissonant, but musical. Still in project form."
I don't listen to any of these all though I am familiar with Zappa and I admire his quirkiness. I think I'm going to hit this person up and see if he wants a flute. It would be something cool to do.

Haha Nice

Read about how this sign came to be huur

The Weakend

So on friday I was planning on going out to Richmond to see my boys Frontside and The Avengers perform. During the day I had the urge to buy some sneakers. In paticular I wanted high top black and red checkered vans. So I go in the mall see these suede black and 'brilliant magenta' Nike SB's so I got those instead

Yeah they're sexay.
So around 8:30 at night I headed out to Richmond. I got there in about an hour and it took me damn near an hour to find the place. Mapquest is shady as hell son. So I get there and it was like this small japanese restaurant and stuff. It was nice seeing all my peoples reppin Beat it Up all day. Frontside and the Avengers killed it for sure, they did it so hard chicks start the fightin, no really. So around 2 in the morn I drove back home. Was it worth driving to Richmond for a few hours? Yes and no. Yes to see and support my people's no to driving to and from Richmond. If I would have crashed overnight there it would have been better. But it was a friday, that's what friday night are made for eh? I tried, keyword tried to take pics of them performing but yeah, i failed.

Im like so punk rawk right now

So Ive been bugging my co-worker Anthony for some of the 'good stuff' because he's old and he was around when all this stuff was new (hehe) so after buggin him he finally brought me in some stuff to 'start off ' with.
Minor Threat-Out of Step the Complete Discography.
Bad Brains-Attitude: The Roir Sessions.
Circle Jerks-Group SEx and Wild in the Streets
Descendents-Somery
and
Black Flag-The First Four Years
Im pretty excited about these musical selections I was looking for new stuff for iPooot.I will leave you with some Descendents "Kids (on coffee)"

One of my favorite pics evur

This is a picture of me and my "creme puffe" Claire. Claire is my lil sister in Mu Phi, she is a stick of dynamite and has smooth porcelain skin, she smells of sweet violets and french vanilla skin lotion with a hint of peaches...*ahem* Anyway I take that this picture was snapped early last year at Mu Phi function where we danced, cause that's what we do. Mu Phi=eat x dance. So I love this picture expertly dazzled by the sweet ass asianess that is Lo.

Scratch Notorious this is going to be EPIC

So as you should know the auto-bio of BIG is coming out Jan 16 of next year. Now there are many debates about who was better Biggie or Tupac, well there really is no argument. If you ask an east coast cat who's better more than likely it'll be Biggie, west coast dude's answer will more than likely be 'pac. But for any hip-hop head this is a HUGE deal and I can't wait to see it. This is going to be like Selena, I mean we all know how it ends but seeing everything before then is going to be a trip. My brother and I was like I hope they do like a midnight screening that they do for other lame ass movies like Harry Potter and Pirates of the Carribean. This is a big friggin deal.

Let's get into the holiday spirit!

Viva la revolution por Jesus. These santa's are in Tempe, Arizona covering up traffic cameras at red lights, I say do that on mercury blvd(hampton,va) their intentions are good, well to me at least.

Hallelujah wont go away

On this week's chart in the UK Lenard Cohen's "Hallelujah" will be number 1 in part or in whole thanks to the singing competition "The X Factor" which is like American Idol. Oddly enough Jeff Buckley's rendition of the song got a spike on the iTunes list earlier this year thanks to that pot head kid on this year's American Idol. Why does this song repeatedly enter the charts and people's cerebrum? Cause it's an amazing song that's why! I am more familiar with the Jeff Buckley version when I apprehended a copy of Grace some years ago. Jeff makes my darkened soul cry. But overall it is an amazing heart wrenching beautimus song and will forever be around and all that stuff. To check out more on this story go here

Sweet

The Presets are going to tour in north america in the spring and I want to go the DC show on april 1 WHO'S GOIN WITH ME!???? Don't know who The Presets are? They rock your face off while dancing till your butt cheeks melt into one....cheek. YEah that's right!
Check out all the dates here.

Are you ADHD!?

So for those that don't know a few weeks ago I went to the N*E*R*D show at Old Dominion University (norfolk,va) and a while ago I saw this video on NERD's official youtube channel so I figured i'd post it here. This will give you a taste of how INSANE the show was, they opened the show with "Anti-Matter" and kids went bonkers, me included, imagine standing in the front of this whole thing and being smooshed..yeah it was awesome <_>.

For the record, I luh you

So every year VH1 puts on these hip hop honors award shows which I always look forward to. I just always found it weird that VH1 would put on something like this since they never play hip hop videos but I appreciate the idea. So the last show was in october and I liked the Issac Hayes tribute since of course we all know Mr Issac passed away this year. I really liked Estelle's rendition of the Mary J song and of course Cee-lo, gaht I love that man and friggin Mos Def I lurve him too so just enjoy this clip its pretty epic...to me anyways

Isaac Hayes Tribute Live at VH1 Hip Hop Honors 200… - MyVideo

El fin de semana

What did I do this weekend? The best thing anyone can do. Sleep! I slept my whole days off and I dont regret it one bit. Sure I wanted to go out and have a few drinks, I mean who doesn't erry once in a while, but I did the next best thing, scratch that I did the best thing. Sleep! I got off from work on thursday and I went to Sleep! I wanted to make plans to go to 80's night, that fell through so I went back to Sleep! I woke up the next morning took my mom to work, sat around watched tv, I picked my mom up back from work, we made some margaritas then I fell to Sleep! I woke up the next day took my mom to target to pick up some things got a sweater and this sweet hat...

After that I went home and went to Sleep! Yeah it was awesome. Now im back at work booooo, I can't wait till I go home so I can go to you guessed it. Sleep!

ITS MY 100TH POST!!!

Its a celebration biznatches! Its my 100th blog post yay for me! Im pretty excited I started this blog in september and I want to thank all 4 people who have at least once read this abyss of self depracative and mindless shadoobie hope you've enjoyed it and continue to. I dont know how deep I would take this whole blog thing. I admire people who do this hardcore. People like Perez, Michael K, Fresh, Dallas Penn, Shabooty etc etc, I would hope to one decade be a percentage of what they're blogs are, just something people like to come to just to waste time so yeah sweet.

Yesterday

Yesterday was my mom's 45th bday yesterday and when I got off of work i ran home and made my mom a cake. After it was made and ghettorically decorated by moi, my brother and I went to her job and surprised her. I wanted to do something special cause 1) she's my mom and she's my mom 2) cause its 45 and half way towards 50 which is hilarious and 3) she had a stroke about a month ago and we are lucky she is still yelling at us about cleaning our rooms.So yeah its all about the little things kids. Even if its not your moms birthday or anything make her breakfast or treat her to a lunch sometimes. Mother's do a lot for the kids as you should know and dammit she deserves it!Spank you very much

OH. MY.GAHT

This is quite possibly the hottest video ive seen EVUR! Andy, Jorma AND Akiva is in this piece, this will also double fo a jammie.