RANT!

Ok so tonight on MTV there are presenting "Lil Wayne Unplugged". Now when I first heard that Lil Wayne was doing an "Unplugged" performance I was thinking that it would be interesting to see his songs interpreted in a acoustic fashion, I mean that is what "Unplugged" means right? So when the promos started rolling for this show I was surprised and annoyed to see that Wayne was using a full backup band with electric guitars and all. Wait what happened to the "Unplugged" aspect of the "Unplugged" series? Grant that I am currently at work and not at home watching the performance, so maybe there is an acoustic set in there. Even if there was one it defeats the whole purpose of naming this special "Lil Wayne Unplugged". If anything they should name it "Lil Wayne Unhinged" or something. What really irks me is what makes Lil Wayne so special that he does not follow the vein of this pretty iconic 20 yr old series. What makes him better than LL Cool J, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Lauryn Hill, Alicia Keys and Jay-Z (just to name a few) that he couldn't continue with tradition. What gives him the right to against tradition? I think its rather WHO at MTV gave him that right? I've never been a Lil Wayne fan, sure I find some of his material entertaining but I just don't get what is so great about him. Lyrically, Little Lil Wayne was sooo much better than this thing he is now. But hey he's rich people love him and I'm the broke blogger bitchin about it. So who's winning?
Here are some memorable "Unplugged" moments from Hip Hop greats, this is how its REALLY done Wayne!

Lil Wayne On...

Here goes another gem from the greatest wordsmith since Langston Hughes. No one can put important issues as eloquently as Dr. Carter. Our song bird is currently reppin D Block on Ricker's Isle. I personally think it is a plot by the government to keep Lil Wayne's freshest dropplets of knowledge from getting to the people. Enough of my conspiracy theories...Here is Lil Wayne's take on the proper ways to handle a firearm, which obviously didnt work for him *kanye shrug*.
Man Suck My Clip, Swallow my bullets, and dont you spit UGGGGGHHHHH~Steady Mobbin.


The End.
P.S.

And Now, Thoughts from Lil Wayne

I have not done one of these in a looooong time. Basically what I do is drop knowledge and insight to the world via the lyrical stylings Sir Carter aka Lil Wayne you can see one example here. Without further ado a few words from one if not the only real philophizer walking this orb we call mother earth.
"Gazing out the window of something foreign, I'm thinking to my self. Self..HOW COME MAKING MONEY NEVER GET'S BORING?! How come making money never never get's boring?"
These words are from a song with possibly the best title ever "F!@#ing Me With Her Eyes"
Honorable Mentions from the same song:
"Baby can I put my private parts in your storage!?"
"Shorty we can kick it like my name Chuck Norris"

MESSAGE!

The fall heard round the (hip-hop) world

At a stop on the "America's Most Wanted Tour" featuring Lil Wayne and Young Moola Babaaaayy Drake during his section of the Lil Wayne and fam performance fell and re-injured his already fubar'd ACL. Thus prolly ending his touring for now. Watching the video you can really see it wasnt no joke. I would like to give shout outs to Twitter and Missinfo for breaking and updating this story, yay internets!

Sir F Baby Has Blessed Us

The great philosophizer Dr Carter has continued his great journey of proliferessness and has dropped a video for great literary and sonic work "Prom Queen" from his rock inspired album coming out when it comes out.Enjoy. Your Welcome.

Our Weezy tis of thee

Sweet land of drank and weed. He wants to siiiing. Im quite sure you have heard by now Wayne's next album will be hard rock influenced and will be released in April. Honestly I am very curious as to how this will sound. I might MIGHT even purchase (or "obtain") it. I respect people who step outside their realm. Going against what people think they should do, and I think autotune is a subliminal device set up by the government to hypnotize black people, preferably rappers and sangas to therefore hypnotize people whom listen to their music therefore me even thinking about listening and or buying a Lil Wayne rock record. Either way good or bad its going to be immensely entertaining.
And now a few words from Sir F Baby.
"And when I smile I look like a bag of coke. I gets high. I’m twisted like a bag of ropes."

Werd.

Music and Entertainment News Thingy

Some fraaanch people made a mistake by giving Katy Perry the award for best international song. That made me smile.

Apparently Heath Ledger was miserable on the set of Brokeback Mountain. I believe his emotions helped his character in the movie. Sidenote, I just recently saw this movie yes I know Im late. It was absolutely beautiful and sad(and hawt) the love these men had for each other but couldnt really be, ::sigh:: heart wrenching.

Our little philoshiphizer wants to be the next Rob Zombie.

Gaaaahh! Depeche Mode is coming out with a new album. YES!

And I'm done.

It's now time for...well, ya know

Just a few quick words from our philosphizer, who will be dropping knowledge at the Grammy's

"Ima venereal disease like a menstrual bleed.

Yes.

Er, found this picture, had to use, saving for later*cough*
On friday night while I was out and about and listening to the radio during like the friday night mix things that you prolly have on your local hip-hop and R&B station I heard this song. Of course I didnt know the title of the song but I heard our great philospher Weezy on the track. While catching up on Kanye's blog today he had the download of the song available, it was fate. This is Pharrell and Lil Wayne with "YES"


And I will leave you with a few words from Dwayne. "Weezy F Baby, the F means phenomenal"

Philosophyin'

And now another word from Sir Carter Jr
"Now I know she da law, and she know I'm da boss, and she know I can hide a-bove the law, and she know I'm raw, she know I'm from da streets, and all she want me to do, is f@#k the police, talkin bout, wee oh wee oh wee oh wee... like a cop car."

Great Philosophiers.

When you think of great thinkers of the past you think, Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Buddha, Jesus even. Now all of us walking among this great vast planet can now add another great mind to that list. Someone who does not write down his thoughts NO, those are for sissies. He is a man talks of the top of the dome. No restraint, No filter, No problem. That great man that I am speaking of is none other than...





Dwayne Michael Carter Jr aka Weezy F Baby.
On this blog I hope to post many insights that this man has offered to the world. Sure it does not make that much sense NOW, but in 100 years....it still wouldnt, but it would at the same time. Message!
Today's quote
"I-I-I-Ima need counselin', I lost my mind and still haven't found it. I used to be so well rounded, now I tip-toe on hell's boundary. F-F baby aka crazy, trapped in a maze therefore I am amaze-ing."

Message!

Guilty pleasure Jammie

So I don't know if you have heard this song, and if you have I dont know how you feel about it, I feel like I should hate it but its darn catchy. This dude Kevin Rudolph is actually signed to Cash Money...yeah so yeah check it out.

Yeahhhhhhh

So my boy Jason and I at work always talk about when listening to Lil Wayne songs or just listen to him in general we just get get contact drunk and or high. Do you feel that way I mean seriously. When I hear Mrs Officer on the radio afterwards I wanna take a nap. Anyways my brother and I found a video a while ago worldstarhiphop.com with a Lil Wayne interview and...just watch it.