When Wrong is So Right

So the other day I posted the new Depeche Mode song "Wrong" now here's the video. Your Welcome.

Pimpin and Social Studies aint easy.

As we all know as as I say time and time again, there's a gaht dahm recession goins on, and its being felt in all economic classes, in all races, in all ages. So in a smart business decision two 16 year old girls (allegedly) pimped out at least 5 girls between the ages of 14 to 17. The way they convinced the girls into the business is how much money they would get and the its safer to be with them because the male pimps would beat them. GENIUS! We should not be condeming these young women we should condoning them, this is a great business plan! Recession proof! Ok on a serious note it is disturbing, but you gotta admit, its pretty damn genius too, right!?

Here's some music news!

Calvin Harris has been forced to cut out parts of his new video for the single "Im not Alone" because he is holding a knife oh no! Apparently these days there are a lot of restrictions for artists when it come to videos. I mean its not like anyone plays videos anyway, but whatever, that's booty.

No Doubt tour dates have been announced but they are not recording anything just yet. Gwen says

"We're not even going to do a record. We're just going to go right on tour and have fun. We know that if we get to see you guys, we're going to get really inspired to make music,"

. They are going to be in Va Beach June 10th!!! I bet the tickets are kind of expensive though.

And im done.

Today in 'AHAHAHA' news

Your favorite rapper of all time 50 Cent's album Before I Self Destruct is getting pushed back AGAIN. Ahahahaha. The excuse he gives is Eminem's album needs to come out first, Dr Dre is still working on that album blah blah blah. Yeah bullsh!t. The REAL reason his album is getting pushed back is because nobody cares about his music, sad but true. All the bs beefs he has tried to conjure up is not getting people interested in anything he has to offer, music, movies, video games, boogers, nothing. Its a shame that someone's career can just slip away like that. I almost kind of feel sorry for him. Almost.

ONGINA!!!!

So on this week episode of RuPaul's Drag Race it was the Mac/Viva Glam challenge. For those that dont know Viva Glam has 100% of their proceeds go to AIDS research and have been doing so for years. Upon hearing that she had won the challenge Ongina breaks down and admits that she/he have been living with HIV/AIDS for 2 1/2 years now. I cried with her, I literally sat here at work and cried. Ongina is so courageous to continue to live life to the absolute fullest and celebrate as she stated in her screen test. Here Ongina is in non-drag talking about his feelings towards the challenge.

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Today in 'Its a gaht dahm recession goins on' news

A man who lives in a cave is facing foreclosure. Now when I first saw this headline I thought it was a dude living in a hollowed out massive rock. Then I clicked on the pictures of the house and it was inside of a cave but it was a sweet ass house inside a cave. I guess that is sensational journalism at its best. It made me read something, how dare they! Anyways it is bleeped up that him and his family will be put out of their home. Now they have to find a new cave, might I suggest the cave that Osama Bin Laden is in. If the military cant find him that means the foreclosures cant find you!
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Today in 'Duh' news

Social networks can harm children's brains, yeah no sh!t. How many cases has there been where a young person off's themselves cause of some stuff another kid said on the interwebs. The study also says that it shorten attention spans. Wait what was I talking about?
Congress passes a bill that prohibits people from having chimps and other primates as pets. Too bad cause I really wanted a silver back gorilla as pet and I was going to name it Academy Award Winning Morgan Freeman. I guess its all good because you know taking an animal out of their natural habitat and putting into a few hundred sq footage of space may not be a good idea. Duh.

My lovely Playstation lumps

Now I like to claim myself a little bit of a gamer. Once I graduated from school my guitar hero excursions has been cut completely, and since my brother got me little big planet for xmas I have hardly been able to play it unfortunately. However I know when I did have my saturday GH marathon's I had a number of ailments. Hurt back, soar shoulders, over extended pinky hurtage and warped vision. Turns out im not the only one that suffers from extensive gaming injuries, thank goodness cause I thought all this was a result of me being old, fat and lazy, yes 23 (24 next friday!) is old. Anyways a study shows that playstation palmer hidranentitis is REAL run for cover!! Yes holding on to that sensuous playstation controller in your hand causes callous like lesions in your palms. Great now that's two things men can't do cause it does weird things to their palms!

Ladies and Gentlemen. The Revolution.

Maaaaan Prince in the 80s=too amazing for words. Wendy, Lisa AND Sheila E!!!! Baddest b!tches in the game. evur. period. point blank. end of convo. goodbye. Here is " I would die 4 you/baby im a star" so if you have about 20 mins to kill to watch the full length version, i highly suggest you do!

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I believe the children are our future, unless they take it away.

So there is this pretty big story about this 11 yr old merking a pregnant woman, no jokes here people, this sh!t is DEEP. This is why im not having kids, or dating anyone who has kids, cause things like this could happen. No not me, instead im going to get a pet chimp. They're cute and they will never harm anyone right!?

New Depeche Mode!

Ladies and Genitals this is a new song off of Depeche Mode's upcoming album Sounds of the Universe here is "Wrong". Your Welcome.


Also DM will be going on north american tour soon for more info on that go here

ABDC Week 6

This week was the Battle of the Sexes challenge. This week marks the first time that all the crews perform together. The opening dance was cute, but I personally never really liked when the crews dance together. Like stop wasting time, let's get this show on the road ya know? Anyways this is the first time in the show's short history to have two all female and two all male crews, and im quite sure the producers had nothing to do with that.
Quest: they were the first crew to go on to the semi-finals next week sending Fly Khicks to the bottom. They danced to Chris "i'll smack a bitch" Brown which is kind of awkward on a battle of the sexes (a Rihanna song is used later). They did a good job, it was not one of my favorite Quest performance, but I love these guys so whatever.
Beat Freaks: As much as I am not a big fan of Beat Freaks these ladies have been killing the competition these past couple of weeks. The whole robotic opening, 'ol girl at the end doing headspins while putting shades on? Cold. They are more than likely going to win this show if Quest dont just blow them out of the box.
The bottom two were Strikers and Fly Khicks as I predicted last week (but it was quite obvious who was going to be in the bottom anyways).
Strikers:They danced to Daddy Yankees "Pose" which the video features season 1 champs and the BEST dance crew Jabbawockeez. Ok the performance...just wasnt good, it wasnt. Mike got lost from the jump and the crew as a whole was just sloopy, and now is not the time for that.
Fly Khicks: they performed Rhianna's "Pon de replay" (awwwkaard) As much as I wanted to go home weeks ago these chicks delivered. Point blank.
So the Strikers went home and the Fly Khicks stayed to make it on to the semi-finals. I hope the producers dont try to pull something slick and have an all female finale cause im sorry FK just dont belong in the final two. So favorite performance of the night would have to go to the Beat Freaks. Next week ABDC will bring back some alumni to incorporate different dance styles into the crews' performance. They are bringing back Kevin from Jabba, Taeko from Fysh n Chicks, Ronnie from Sup3r Crew (yumm!)Mike from Kabba Modern and Frost(super yummy) from Supreme Soul. Im really looking forward to that on. Here's the full 'sode.

America's Best Dance Crew (Season 3) - MTV Shows

Supermassive Jammie

When I saw this video a number of years ago I was 'hey this is a hot song...is that Muse?!" and yes it was. This is the funkiest song from the itinerary and I believe they hit it out the park. So this is "Supermassive Black Hole"

Walk.

So my favorite new tv show is Rupaul's Drag Race. The fag hag that I am eeks in delight at this show, its too much (that's a good thing). My favorite queens are:

Ongina cause she's so cute and petite and asian! Her clothes are cute and I like the fact that she is not a conventional queen as to where she typically does not tuck or wear wigs.

My second favorite is Bebe, I really dont know why she just does this whole thing effortlessly it seems, and I love the accent.
As an added bonus here's some Ongina performing Beyonce "Deja Vu"

Isnt it great to be a 'young invincible'!?

Well not really. This generation of twenty somethings or 'young invincibles' are living and working without health insurance me included, fully. Pretty much as soon as I walked across the stage I was on my own. If I would have had nice slip and fall got a rock thrown at me or something freakish like that I would have had to pay ER fees, fully. Its a shame that when you work so hard, so many hours, and you have to take care of your health, you really cant. This can really go for many americans any age. However; I feel like it really takes affect on people this age because when you are older (hopefully) you have enough income to pay for these fees that comes along with healthcare if you happen not to have health insurance at your job, which for older people is not so often the case. For example over the summer I had crazy intense TMJ symptoms which brought me to tears, depression and sleepless nights the whole summer. As the summer diminished the symptoms seem to fade fortunately. One time I was in so much pain and wanted an end to it I went to some dentist to see how much money it would take to get looked. To even get in the chair to shake hands with the dentist was upwards of $200 and this is even before any type of procedure would be taken. So after not wanting to ask any family member to borrow money because of my pride and not wanting to be 'that family member' I toughed out the pain like a G. Now the other day a piece of tooth fell out from my back molar leaving a crack sharp tooth scraping against my tongue making it hard to speak, and eat. I asked my mother what may be the cause of this (she was a dental assistant for many years) and she said it may be the result of a cavity. So now I have to get that taken care of, and I know that's going to be a lot of money. Clawd Hammercy. It just stinks to be in this clump of culture if you will. Hopefully in the near future I will be able to get a better job with benefits. Or the commonwealth could adopt a law much like NY state is contemplating right now were young adults can maintain on parents health insurance till 29. Being that this is Virginia (say it like 'this is sparta' its funny) I dont see that really happening. Boooooooooo. To read a piece about Uninsured young adults check out this article from the New York Times

Colin Munroe

So the first I heard of this kid was last year sometime when he did a remake of Kanye's flashing lights. Then as you can see in a few posts below I was on Dallas Penn and saw the video for "Piano Lessons". After hearing this song I scoured for a download of it and stumble upon his Unsung Hero mixtape. I couldnt find a whole buncha info on this guy except that he is a twenty something from canada and his sound could be described as "pop alternative" I can dig it. Although I did not like every song on the mixtape, the songs I did like/love made up for the songs I didnt like. Plus he has some hip-hop heavyweights on it: Joell Ortiz, Black Milk, Blaqstar, Drake, Wale and others. I suggest you check it out.
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Siiick

So as you know I am a huge America's Best Dance Crew fan since day 1, literally. So I always go on the tube of yous and blogs like Blogging America's Best Dance Crew to catch up on the ABDC stuff of past and present seasons. Season 2's Supreme Soul was one I liked a lot and at a dance show on the west coast last week they performed. They merked it, I especially like the solos especially frost's solo (@ 5:22) that boy is disgusting! So anyways enjoy this, werd.

**Note sometimes it pops up as no longer available sometimes it doesnt ::rolls eyes::**

No bloggin today...

...I dont feel good :-(

Im a Long Shot Jammie

Just spotted this over at Dallas Penn this song is hot! Colin Munroe ft Joell Ortiz prod by Black Milk "Piano Lessons"

Jammie

Yeah son. Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak! This song is the jam, from Thin Lizzy, what you know about that!? Phil Lynott the lead singer,bassist and main song writer of Thin Lizzy and he was BLACK IRISH! He passed away when he was only 36 from rockin to hard. Obviously his music will live on. Yes. Oh and please excuse the lagging between audio and video but this youtube what more do you want from me?

Pill the pain away!

So apparently now "they"(whomever they are) are working on a pill that erases bad memories. Too late on that one, its called ecstasy and mind erasers, wait just kidding, sorta. The pill will more help with anxiety and phobias rather than what you did that one saturday night in a best buy parking lot, I digress. This pill already exists in a blood pressure medication so I dont really know how it works on memory. Whatever just read for yourself.

More 'Aint that a bitch' news

IN Australia you have to be careful what you flush for. There will be a charge attached to flusing the can. I think they already have that in the good ol commonwealth. Not attached to flushing specifically but to the usage of water which includes flushing.

To Oregon there will be a 1900% beer tax hike. Along with that should come contraceptives cause if you keep buying that chick Corona's she's going to be giving that up. Ok not really,its a tax towards breweries. But if it was a tax on individual beers wouldnt it be nice fellas?

America, Facebook just keeps it coming

Sky Pushers

IN Heathrow Airport in London town an airline crew was arrested after a baggage of the coke--ay-ina was found on board on a flight from Johannesburg, South Africa. This is actually the second incident like this. Another crew on another flight from the same air lines some time ago had the same thing happen. A talking head from the HM Revenue & Customs said it was unusual to have these two crews get busted. Son its not unusual, its hustlin! There is a worldwide financial crisis going on here people! Im quite sure the airplane staff get a good deal traveling and stuff but what about the money? They are pushin that white in London. Of all places that is a great place to sell of some coke...or so ive heard....
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Today in 'Aint that a bitch' news

Chimp attacks woman, chimp gets attacked by owner. Ok number 1 who the hell has a chimp as a pet!(not counting Micheal Jackson, I would not consider him human, sorry). The chimps name was Travis and everyone said he was friendly. Well that was until he ate some ladies hand off. While he was having lunch his owner ran into the kitchen got a butcher knife and stabbed him, he ran off. He came back when the cops showed up, try to evade them, attempted to get in the cop car to get away. So the cops shot him and he still ran away! Finally after a search in the house the cops found the dead chimp. Yo, this is a sad and freakish situation but on the real that chimp was a G. He got stabbed came back when the cops came NO FEAR, tried to take the car, got shot, and still walked off. I bet he had this long monologue in a mirror towards the end. In my head it may have went something like this *clears throat* "They think your cute, they wanna take pictures with you! Ive been trapped in this house for years, not in my native land with my family, ive played their games long enough. Im a damn chimp not a monkey! Well they know now THEY KNOW NOW!*drops dead* [end scene]
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On a Boat.

The new single from the album "Incredibad" this is The Lonely Island guys new video for "Im on a boat" ft T-pain. Your Welcome.

Oh Snap

So I was over at missinfo's blog and posted on it was a blog entry from Nas revealing that him and Kelis will be having a son. Again a pregnancy that I am excited about like I know them or something. An interesting point that he made in his blog post that he and Damien Marley are doing a project together which is pretty amazing.

Jammie for the day, Story of the night

So you know you have those songs that are in your head as soon as you get up in the morning? Yeah that's what this song did to me today. Also I just found out Kid Cudi got arrested AND tasered by the po-po last night. A scuffle apparently started from the fact that Kid wore Nike's to a Reebok event. SNEAKER BEEF! Anyways here's the jammie "Day N Night" its the remix! BT-dubs kids go 'nanans in the spot when this comes on.

Owkwerd

ON the hoofs of the whole Joaquin Phoenix on the David Letterman show confusion (which David handled comically brilliantly) our friends(not really) over at NME has compiled some of the most awkward interviews to take place between musicians and interviewers. Enjoy.

M.I.A. had her babay!

On valentine's day Maya took to her myspace blog to tell us all the great news that her baby boy is here! I dont know why Im so excited for her like I know her personally or like I went to her baby shower but I am, Im that excited! Congrats!
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ABDC Week 5

I did not get a chance to see ABDC on thursday night cause I had to work early friday morning so I am at work now eating shrimp fried rice and watching it online. This week was the illusion challenge. You already know the drill by now so here we go:
Beat Freaks: By now you know that I am not that huge of a BF supporter, but real recognizes real and they had a good performance this week. Shane said its one of the greatest performances of all 3 seasons...eh let's not get ahead of ourselves here. However the ladies did really well, they used their illusion throughout the whole performance, it was a good show. Brava ladies.
Quest: As always they did a good job. I liked the storyline, the choreo but I agree with JC it was too much going on and the transitions were not clear. It was not my favorite Quest performance.
Strikers All Stars: Yeah it was not the best performance I think the illusion got in the way of their piece. On the Strikers scale that they have set for themselves this was not great, but I still like them.
So Dyanmic Edition and Fly Khicks were in the bottom as I predicted last week
Dynamic Edition: what I noticed in this routine is that all of their routines look the same. I think the illusion was kinda awkward in the performance.
Fly Khicks: I really liked this performance even though Im mad they are still here but I liked the choreo but their illusion again was awkward.
So Dynamic Edition got sent home and FK stayed. I believe FK did deserve to stay. My favorite of the week...I dont think I had one. This challenge was kind of whack. The only crew that mastered the challenge was Beat Freaks. Next week I think the bottom will Fly Khicks and Strikers All Stars. Here's the full epi.

America's Best Dance Crew (Season 3) - MTV Shows

Im a murderer

Early monday morning while making my way to work I think i killed a rabbit on the on ramp to the highway. I was really really sad. I tried to avoid it but the road was so narrow on the ramp then I heard a *thump* im a cold blooded killer. Please forgive me. I gave it a name and poured out some gingerale for it. RIP ol dirty rabbit. Im sorry.

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Shout outs to Lincoln!

This it totally a historically correct picture of Abra
Today is Abraham Lincoln birthday holla! Because of this man my peoples were sent free! But like a lot of history's greats some douchebag actor dude who was pissed that Lincoln saw black people as equals decided to cap him. Anyways thanks Abraham you are pretty awesome.
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There is absolutely, positively, no sex in the Champagne Room

But there is at the zoo. Field Trip! In Battle Creek Michigan there is a program named "Zoorotica" where it shows how different animals reproduce and do other dirty stuff. Cancel the field trip the tickets are sold out. Here is an ode to animal love making complete with a fitting soundtrack for your sick pleasures (me not included of course)

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Today in 'Bitch Please' News

There are certain ways to raise awareness of your cause, and there are ways to be a douche about it. PETA blurs those lines daily. They always have the most annoying celebrities be their spokespeople (i.e Pamela Anderson) and they dress up as the KKK outside of a dog show. Members of PETA wanted to "draw parallels between the KKK and the Westminster Dog Show. So what the dog show hangs black dogs? Once again I understand standing up for the rights of animals but in this manner Bitch Please! Read more about it here

Today's blawgin is sponsored by

Rahm Emanuel the white house chief of staff, and the chief of my no-no. And yes ladies that is the size of his $5 foot long.

Records I need to cop(that means get, apprehend, get with the lingo)

So yesterday some albums came out that I want to get. Up first finally The Lonely Island's "Incredibad". On iTunes it has 4 and 1/2 stars out of five, not bad.

Up next also a 'finally' Ryan Leslie's self titled debut album which also gets 4 1/2 out of 5 stars. When I buy this album this would be the first r&b album I have purchased since Dru Hill's Enter The Dru which is still my joint till this day.

Yaz-matazz

So if you were thinking "Wow I can prevent pregnancy, get rid of these pesky pimples, AND get rid of menstraul cramps, all in one pill! It's too good to be true!" Guess what it was. Yaz the leading birf control pill in the US has launched a new campaign of commercials making clear the benefits and risks on taking these pills. Hey man forget pills, put a Nuvaring on it! Oh wait, dont.
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I fly like lightweight objects, get high like things in the sky.

There is this article today in the New York Times about my girl crush M.I.A. Basically discussing how people in her homeland feel about her music (if they even know who she is). For those who do not know her father was part of the Tamil group in Sri Lanka which is a group of rebels there. Her lyrics if you listen to them and don't get distracted by the sick ass beats in her songs, are very political. There was a time where the US wouldnt even let her in the country because they considered her a terrorist or one affiliated with terrorist. You have to see it in her prospective. The way she grew up was her father were beating the bad guys, while the rest of the country view her father and the group she was associated with as the bad guys. Anyways its a nice little article so check it out.
And a bonus her on stage with some guys at the grammys(this is the best version I could get you know how youtube is.)

Alright, let's get this over with.

So yeah the big story this week (besides the narrow passing of the stimulus bill but who cares about that?) is the Chris Brown Rihanna drama. You know the story Chris allegedly assualted Rihanna and fled the scene. All of this is still so hard for me to believe as I sure a lot of people feel. Yes there is never a reason to hit a woman but you have to understand there is two sides to every story. There are stories that they have a volatile relationship, and we dont know if she threw punches and he was defending himself. The details are so fuzzy right now. I feel sorry for Chris because everyone is just peacing out on him. He needs to come out with a statement either denying it or fessing up and getting it over with. The more silence there is the more people will speculate to high heavens. It has to be so hard to #1 be in a relationship #2 be in a relationship in the public eye #3 being so young in a relationship in the public eye where every single blink is photographed and published. I am not defending what he did, I am just saying there are two sides to every story and we have heard neither. All in all this is probably the end for Breezy, if he would have got caught smoking crack or shot somebody, he still would have a chance for a comeback.
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ABDC Week 4

Yes I know Im late with my recap. Later than usual, your welcome. So this week was the wack beat challenge. As usual the ones who usually do good did well, whatever that means. So im going to break down how I feel about the crews. And we're off:
Quest-Their track was "The Right Stuff" by NKOTB. As usual they were creative and humorous. The illusion that Hok was standing on his hands but not really was pretty sick. The choreo, the tricks, Quest just can't be stopped, they're definitely going to be in the top 2 or just take it all.
Strikers All Stars-They had to dance too Mc Hammer's "2 Legit 2 Quit" (I wished they would have done "Pumps and a Bump"). They did a good job, there were clean and powerful good choreo. At the end it became a bit male revue-ish (sidenote: I do not mind shirtless men but shirtless men dancing for some reason freaks me out ::shrugs::)
Bear Freaks-were up next with The Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy". If you don't know by now I'm not the biggest BF fan but ol' girl did a headspin and she made history ::golf claps:: me personally im not moved by their dancing, like I don't get goosebumps from them. And it annoyed the hell out of me with all of their "white" comments I mean they're white ('xept for the asian one).Next.
Dynamic Edition-had the greatest song of all time BRC's "Achy Breaky Heart". They did a whole lot better then they did last week. But I mean cloggers dancing to achy breaky, not much of a strech.
At the bottom two this week were Ringmasters and Fly Khicks.I predicted FK would be at the bottom with Ringmasters having a chance being in the bottom.
Ringmasters-got the "Macarena" I think they did pretty well. This was the most choreo they've done since they've been on the show.
Fly Khicks-they did alright. Next.
Ringmasters wound up getting the boot which LEY and I did NOT approve of this decision. But I guess this season they really wanted the whole 'girl power' motiff with the crews but whatever. So for next week I predict that Dynamic Edition and Fly Khicks will be at the bottom, as wildcards I would say Beat Freaks, but I say that everytime so we'll see. Here's the full epi.

America's Best Dance Crew (Season 3) - MTV Shows

It's been a long, I shouldnt have left you.

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So yeah hi there. It's been a pretty action packed weekend and I am still recovering from the lack of sleep. So I went to radford on thursday evening and it was pretty full throttle the whole time. I had a nice abdc text session with LEY and afterwards I went to karokee at macado's and saw some of my people's. I sung The Bravery's "An Honest Mistake", yeah Im cool like that. Afterwards around 2 am I went and hung out with my homie Sunshine for a bit and went back to PBR's(Pamela, Brandi and Rachel) the place I was crashing at around 3. The next day I went and hung out on campus for a bit caught with some folks. Visited WVRU, saw the new performing arts building and hung out in the lounge. That evening Mu Phi Epsilon had our formal rush where we dress real nice and eat. After that played Apples to Apples and watched Katt Williams clips till the early morn. On saturday was the tri-fraternity Sigma Alpha Iota, Phi Mu Alpha, Mu Phi) formal. Like usual people were pretty lame but also like usual there were people (myself included) who are all about the party and having a good time. It was cool. I got back from that around 1 am, fell asleep around 2 and got up at 5 to drive back home and go straight to work. Worked 10a-6p and had to come back in 2a-10a, so yeah pretty chockfull of stuff. Like always its nice to go back to raddy and see everybody and its nice to leave too. So that was my weekend. Your Welcome.

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I am leaving for radford in a few hours to hang out with mah peeps. Got some mu phi stuff going down as well as the tri-fraternity dance on saturday night. The only thing that is dampering my excitement is me not knowing when im going to work on sunday so im sitting on pins and needles. Anyways its going to be fun. Wish me well on my journey to the mountain. I checked the weather, apparently its 6 degress up there! 6 degrees! Global warming!? Anyways all of you have a great safe and fun weekend. Maybe ill blog from raddy since i dont go to school so I have down time.

And im done.

Thanks Cam!

I just spotted this over at missinfo.tv. Since Camron parted ways with Dipset he's been on the low. He is coming back a little bit with a batch of new songs and viral videos. This song had me at it's title "I Hate My Job" and there you have it.

Music News

Marilyn Manson will name his next album The High End of Low....well okay then, I know your excited.

Christian Bale's tirade has been turned into a couple of remixes. And they're pretty awesome. At the end of the day Christian Bale is still uber hot.

Bestie Boys remasters Paul's Boutique, go cop that.

Danny Johnson is my guitar hero. This kid get busy.

Blame it on the rain!

So as 500 million americans lose their jobs a month and your thinking about doing crazy stuff. Robbing people, punching people, killing people. Don't take it on helpless civilians no. Take it out on these people. I suggest printing out these 10 pictures of the people most responsible for the recession and do what you will. Whether that be shooting darts at em, target practice, placing them on the bottom of the toilet bowl with the mouth cut where your humanly excretions would go. You know, stuff like that. Dont get mad, get creative! After that put on this milli vanilli song and dance in your undies

And here's a story about boobs...

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I had this friend in college. We called her boobs mcgee. This had a 25% relevancy rate to this news story. But it was a story about boobs.
Anyways a chick named Sheyla apparently has the world's biggest(fake) boobs. Her knockers clocks in at 38KKK! My boobs just exploded from typing that. It hurts just to look at her. Jeez. That means she has a full gallon of silicone up in her palms palms. There has to be some severe medical repercussions cause of those things. But for now she seems happy so gawd bless her. For more on this story go here.

Craigslist

So Ive never been to Craigslist before but I went on there to see if I can find a job or something, which I didnt. But what I did find was this.
"Looking for horns, brass, woodwinds or what have you, viola, violin, xylophone....to get fun instrumental project going. Goals to play many shows and record. Influences Zappa, Buzzard, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum....uummm, heavy, dissonant, but musical. Still in project form."
I don't listen to any of these all though I am familiar with Zappa and I admire his quirkiness. I think I'm going to hit this person up and see if he wants a flute. It would be something cool to do.

Young Jammie

This song has been in my head for days. It's infectious. It has whistling in it! Awesome. Here's Peter, Bjorn and John with that song from a while ago. Young Folks

Oh so that's why I can't log on.

Myspace goes and dumps 90,000 profiles of kid touchers. They used some software that did technological stuff. And now they only have the rest of internet to quench their pervy thirsts.

Are you ready for the comeback?

So today a solid article about Eminem was published on the Independent website. It talks about how Eminem is bracing himself for a comeback. The song "crack a bottle" is in pretty heavy rotation on the top 40 station round these parts but will he churn numbers like he's supposed to? There is no doubt about Em's wizardry with words and flow but will the public still react to him like they once did so long ago? Personally I stopped paying attention to his music after the Marshall Mathers LP that album was pretty brutal and his debut album? Pfft forget about that one was savage! But in the music climate of today where the attention span of the audience shortens by the months I dont think he will churn out the numbers he once used to because nobody is! But I do believe that his fans believe in him so much that he will get a warm welcome back. Check out the article here

Im just going to give up for a while.

I really dont feel like getting into the whole story right at this moment. But long story short my friend and I decided to try to do something at work that would be the next step in out radio careers and this company is just not going to let that happen. Its so frustrating. In general im just tired. My whole life Ive done everything by the book. Gotten good grades, went to college, graduated. And I just have nothing to show for it. For the time being im stuck here. Im literally stuck here. No one anywhere is hiring so I can't quit. I. Am. Stuck. Unbelievable. I try not to complain. I have a job. Grant a job that I officially hate. But its a job. I just felt like I wasted my time my whole life. Cause I am no way near where I want to be. Alright enough with the downers. So here's something that makes me laugh.

In Today's 'Aww Come Onnn' News.

A lesbian couple who loved each other dearly, fought against all the hate the heartbreak, the hardship of their love. A couple who led the way for the state of Massachusetts to legalize and recognize gay marriages. Just got divorced. Aww Come Onnn! After all that, after all of that! Divorce. Good job lesbians! I hope they go on divorce court. That'll be leztastic. But I mean them getting divorced is like...I dont know going to school to be a lawyer, you know pre-law, law school, passing the bar, getting a job at a firm, then deciding you want to wash cars. Hopefully you get what I mean. It just goes to show you that two women really can't live together no matter how much you love them. Sidenote: I hope no one gets offended by this post. If you know me, you know I love mah gays and my lezbos, just so you know.

And im done

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This is what too much time on your hands at work and amateurish perez hilton inspired microsoft paint collide and have an orgy they dont want to remember.

Today in "Bitch Please' News

Class. This is what we refer to as a 'Bitch Please' side eye.Photo Source
Teri Hatcher is still waiting for Obama's autograph after leaving her daughter at home or some jank. "We had a moment where we shook hands (and) I told him I was a single mom. I remembered the event was on a night I had custody of my daughter and I don’t ever go out when I have custody of my daughter." Well congratulations biatch. Instead of Obama saying what I would say which would be 'well good for you, want a cookie?'. He promised her an autograph on a napkin. Needless to say O-beezy has better and more important things to do like...I dont know save the US thus saving the world, this is what she says "You actually owe Emerson an autograph. First you can handle the economy. Then you can handle the war. Years from now when things are better, maybe you’ll send an autograph.” Im sure she is saying this quote in jest, that is not lost upon me, but still get over yourself. Bitch Please! Story Source
Lady Gaga is said to be starting her own clothing line. Bitch Please!Dont.

"Now That's What I Call Music" will become a TV show. Now that's what I call...Bitch Please! Story Source

The Day the 'Music Died'

Today marks the 50th anniversary of the plane crash that killed Buddy Holly(22), the Bip Bopper(29) and Richie Valens(17). On Feb 3 1959 these musicians decided to charter a filght in a small one engine craft to their next destination on "The Winter Dance Party" tour. Shortly after flight the plane crashed about 5 miles away. Holly, Bopper, Valens and the pilot all died on impact. The crash is said to be the cause of bad weather and inexperience on the part of the pilot. The term "The Day the Music Died" was coined by Don Mclean on his song "American Pie."
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There's always that one family member...

That f@#ks up at the wrong time. Obama's brovah from his dad's side got busted on mary charges in the motherland. Listen he was just having a good time, 5-0 mess with him, finds out his last name is Obama and BOOM controversy. Its not that serious Barrack don't even talk to old dude like that. When the week comes around we'll see if anybody tries to make something out of it. I doubt it though.

Tengo Una Pregunta

What happened to the CW The Reaper!? I loved that show. Kevin Smith had something to do with it. It had Satan in it. And most importantly it had this man in it.

Rick Gonzalez. A hot plate of arroz con pollo stole mi corazon in Coach Carter and has not let go ever since. I dont know why I asked this question, it just dawned on me that it wasnt on anymore. It was a really good show. Sad face.
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Hey! Here's some Music and Entertainment News!

Music mogal and hip-hop and R&B pioneer threw himself a party after being released from the hospital from a quadruple bypass. Cause that's what anyone would do.

From the maker's of Guitar Hero there's going to be a DJ Hero, yeah I'd smash that.

After all of Lil Kim's biatching about the biggie movie hopefully she will STFU'd after this.

Spin has posted they're Nine artists to watch out for this year, unfortunately for me Ron Browz did not make the cut. Damn.

That's all I could find that was interesting. And im done.

ABDC Week 3

Alright so this week was the Britney Spears challenge. I didnt know how this was going to go over with the male crews but it was the male crews whom had the best performances of the night. So this is what I think of each crews piece, and we're off:
Beat Freaks: They were aiight I was not overly excited when I saw them perform, I personally think this crew is a bit overrated. They did a good job dont get me wrong. However it was just average. Sidenote: Did you know Teresa (the one with the dark red/pinkish hair) introduced britney to K-Fed while she was dancing for her? Do you think the challenge was a bit awkward for her?
Strikers All Stars: This was an excellent performance, so precise, so creative. I think this crew is a bit underrated. Since the first episode these guys have given powerful creative performance every week. The whole mirror thing!? In the words of Shane Sparks: They killed the show for me.
Dynamic Edition: It just wasn't good. Next.
Quest: Ummm LOOOVED IT! It was such an entertaining performance the tricks, the efemenite dance moves, it was just all so good. Favorite performance of the night.
Fly Khicks: Their performance was okay. They are very strong dancers you have to give them that. At this point in the game with some of the crews on this show I dont know how much longer they would last though.
So the bottom two of the night was Team Millenia again which I was surprised over and Ringmasters which I predicted last week.
Team Millenia's performance was lackluster. They really had the chance to tear it up. The moves were nice but the energy wasnt.
Ringmasters: I enjoyed the performance, this was the first time I enjoyed a performance of theirs. I would like to see a little bit more dancing though.
So Team Millenia was sent home which I was surprised but I do agree with that decision.
My faves this week was Quest and Strikers all stars. I predict the bottom two would be between Dynamic Edition and Fly Khicks with my wild cards being Ringmasters and Beat Freaks. But with ABDC you never know. Here's the full show.

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