Black Jesus, is that you!?

This is a parody of the Everest College commercials you see all the time. However; and most importantly I think that is Black Jesus doing the commercial! Ey Jesus got pay rent to.

Here is Black Jesus while is not working.

Lil Wayne On...

Here goes another gem from the greatest wordsmith since Langston Hughes. No one can put important issues as eloquently as Dr. Carter. Our song bird is currently reppin D Block on Ricker's Isle. I personally think it is a plot by the government to keep Lil Wayne's freshest dropplets of knowledge from getting to the people. Enough of my conspiracy theories...Here is Lil Wayne's take on the proper ways to handle a firearm, which obviously didnt work for him *kanye shrug*.
Man Suck My Clip, Swallow my bullets, and dont you spit UGGGGGHHHHH~Steady Mobbin.


The End.
P.S.

Love ODB style

Love, is a burning flame, and ODB has been burnt, more specifically by gonorrhea, twice. I dont know where this is going but let's just say Russell Jones has a way with the ladies.

Bitch, don't talk about bitches I'm fucking them
Please no fat bitches I'm fucking slim
Unless it's one of those nights I'm stroking my shit
I don't care 'bout how I'm fucking it
How much it costs, big fat...crackhead?
Ain't trying to hear all those words you said
Five minutes, bitch (ahhhh) and I came
Fuck your name, and from where you came

I don't give a fuck, bitch! I will kill you!
You Shaquita! You Belinda! You too Passion...BITCH!
Russell Tyrone Jones

And Now, Thoughts from Lil Wayne

I have not done one of these in a looooong time. Basically what I do is drop knowledge and insight to the world via the lyrical stylings Sir Carter aka Lil Wayne you can see one example here. Without further ado a few words from one if not the only real philophizer walking this orb we call mother earth.
"Gazing out the window of something foreign, I'm thinking to my self. Self..HOW COME MAKING MONEY NEVER GET'S BORING?! How come making money never never get's boring?"
These words are from a song with possibly the best title ever "F!@#ing Me With Her Eyes"
Honorable Mentions from the same song:
"Baby can I put my private parts in your storage!?"
"Shorty we can kick it like my name Chuck Norris"

MESSAGE!

That's not a bad idea...

Trina Thompson has un bueno idea. She graduated in April and has not found sufficient employment, so she is suing her school for the tutition of #70,000. GENIUS! I would do the same but #1 I was a financial aid kid so it wasnt money out of my pocket at the time (it is now)and #2 its my fault that i majored in music and knew that my chances of finding a job in my particular field arent that great. But I comend Trina for her balls, she is a true pioneer in american history. I SALUTE YOU!

Hamburger Status!!

Ha. So a few weeks ago while my NY family was down for my father's funeral I was introduced to a glorious new song featuring who else but....RON BROWZ!. It's called "20 dollars" and its banoodles. Here is just a little snippet of this phenom with a few choice words a prelude if you will from professor funk master flex

Fat Girls are Easy.

I stumbled across this post which I found interesting. It talks about a man whom lives with a woman who is obese and she is constantly having relations with a revolving door of men. By this happening and this woman being the only woman he's ever lived with he came to the conclusion that all fat women are loose. I both disagree and agree with this guys statement. I am fat and im not loose at all, i mean nothing, at all, never. However I have known a number of fatabulous women who's been around the blizzy but I would not consider them whores. Are they being considered that because some people would not expect a big women to have men interested in them? I do find myself sometimes driving or walking around and seeing a big girl slopply dressed pushing a baby in one stroller and having another one on her hip and I do think to myself "jeez who would hit that". One theory is when a man shows interest in a woman who has been made fun of her whole life for being overweight they would fall for every and anything that man says. This woman might end up being treated badly because she thinks nobody else would want her. So are all fat girls easy? of course not, but this does bring up an interesting point

Good Morning

Hi there, are you feeling down, is it super foggy where you live cause it is here in southeast va. Here is something that'll Pump. You. Up.

Sir F Baby Has Blessed Us

The great philosophizer Dr Carter has continued his great journey of proliferessness and has dropped a video for great literary and sonic work "Prom Queen" from his rock inspired album coming out when it comes out.Enjoy. Your Welcome.

This day of blogging has been sponsored by

Empty Nest! Dont ask me why I used to watch this show.


PS This is my 200th blog post. Yay! I want to thank all 3 people that has visited this blog at least once since its conception in october of last year. Gawd will bless you in the afterlife. A world with never ending happiness. You can always see the sun. Day or night. So when you call up that shrink in beverly hills. You know the one. Dr everything's gonna be alright. Instead of asking him how much time you got life, ask him much of your mind baby. Cause in this life things are much harder than in the afterworld. In this life your all alone. So when the elevator starts you bring you down. Go Crazy!
And im done.

Our Weezy tis of thee

Sweet land of drank and weed. He wants to siiiing. Im quite sure you have heard by now Wayne's next album will be hard rock influenced and will be released in April. Honestly I am very curious as to how this will sound. I might MIGHT even purchase (or "obtain") it. I respect people who step outside their realm. Going against what people think they should do, and I think autotune is a subliminal device set up by the government to hypnotize black people, preferably rappers and sangas to therefore hypnotize people whom listen to their music therefore me even thinking about listening and or buying a Lil Wayne rock record. Either way good or bad its going to be immensely entertaining.
And now a few words from Sir F Baby.
"And when I smile I look like a bag of coke. I gets high. I’m twisted like a bag of ropes."

Werd.

It's now time for...well, ya know

Just a few quick words from our philosphizer, who will be dropping knowledge at the Grammy's

"Ima venereal disease like a menstrual bleed.

Yes.

Er, found this picture, had to use, saving for later*cough*
On friday night while I was out and about and listening to the radio during like the friday night mix things that you prolly have on your local hip-hop and R&B station I heard this song. Of course I didnt know the title of the song but I heard our great philospher Weezy on the track. While catching up on Kanye's blog today he had the download of the song available, it was fate. This is Pharrell and Lil Wayne with "YES"


And I will leave you with a few words from Dwayne. "Weezy F Baby, the F means phenomenal"

Philosophyin'

And now another word from Sir Carter Jr
"Now I know she da law, and she know I'm da boss, and she know I can hide a-bove the law, and she know I'm raw, she know I'm from da streets, and all she want me to do, is f@#k the police, talkin bout, wee oh wee oh wee oh wee... like a cop car."

Great Philosophiers.

When you think of great thinkers of the past you think, Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Buddha, Jesus even. Now all of us walking among this great vast planet can now add another great mind to that list. Someone who does not write down his thoughts NO, those are for sissies. He is a man talks of the top of the dome. No restraint, No filter, No problem. That great man that I am speaking of is none other than...





Dwayne Michael Carter Jr aka Weezy F Baby.
On this blog I hope to post many insights that this man has offered to the world. Sure it does not make that much sense NOW, but in 100 years....it still wouldnt, but it would at the same time. Message!
Today's quote
"I-I-I-Ima need counselin', I lost my mind and still haven't found it. I used to be so well rounded, now I tip-toe on hell's boundary. F-F baby aka crazy, trapped in a maze therefore I am amaze-ing."

Message!