The fall heard round the (hip-hop) world

At a stop on the "America's Most Wanted Tour" featuring Lil Wayne and Young Moola Babaaaayy Drake during his section of the Lil Wayne and fam performance fell and re-injured his already fubar'd ACL. Thus prolly ending his touring for now. Watching the video you can really see it wasnt no joke. I would like to give shout outs to Twitter and Missinfo for breaking and updating this story, yay internets!

Today in 'Aint that a B!tch' News

Man bursts into flames after taser attack. Does the headline need further explanation, didnt think so. But lets put ourselves in Ronald Mitchell's shoes. After a long day of work in Australia Ronnie just wanted to go home, sniff gasoline and drink beer. He didnt bother nobody he was in petroleum heaven. Then a cop comes along and ruins his high! So RoMi runs towards the cop because... well he's high on gas. The cop tasers him and he bursts into flames, man what a crappy day.

Ok I see where your going.

In South Africa they now have equiped ATM's with pepper spray to attack robbers. Phew that's close. I thought they were going to use the pepper spray to attack people who repeatedly overdraft on their accounts. If that's the case I would have been blind years ago, feel me?

Boom Boom POW!

Ha I bet that statement is going to be used a lot in some form relating to this story. So over the weekend blogger Perez Hilton was attacked by the Black Eyed Peas manager. He posted a queen tastic video about it here. Although like I said its super queenie Perez or Mario is right, he should not have been physically attacked, its all silly. Listen Perez Hilton is a gossip blogger who states his opinion on everything, and at times I dont agree with everything he says or is interested in (like his obsession with Lady Gaga ugh) I find his site thoroughly entertaining and is the first blog I go to everyday. Its all in good fun, its not to be taken seriously. He gives people credit when due, he gives people s@#t when due as well. Apparently it all started when Fergie was complaining about Perez making fun of her, oh waaaa. And it came to a climax with Will.i.am asking Perez to no longer write about BEP on his website and what not.Pause,I personally could care less about BEP I mean this is not "Joints and Jams" Black Eyed Peas we're talking about here I stop caring about BEP a looooong time ago, it's not that serious homie. If someone dont like your music than keep it moving, people are still going to buy your crap anyway. The whole situation was uncalled for and I do believe Perez cause I've heard about BEP's people getting into altercations before. But Perez being a gay man shouldnt have called him the 'F' word though. BUT there are 2 sides to every story and none of us knows what really happened, this whole thing is so really gay, like really, so, yeah.Boom Boom POW.

Everybody wants Kung Fu Strippin'

"Apparently the Cheetah is wild" Lolers.
Did this guy not know about the no touch rule? Ive never been to a strip club and I know that. So if you slap a striper on the arse, expect a stiletto upside your head.

Good Morning, Lets Get Tipsy!

So I dont know if you have seen this, it has been making its rounds in the hip hop blogosphere. It's from the group Pretty Ricky and one of it's members Sexy Spec the artist formally known as Spectacular decides to take it upon himself to promote his group's new single. Brava for taking the reins right? NOOOO. He proceeds to gyrate his high yella a$$ in red bikini cut briefs. Warden read me last rights, give me last meal, Ive just been lethally injected with this. Check out the video please.

The funniest part of the whole thing is watching the reaction videos ala "Two Girls on cup" this is my favorite reaction video

This is NOT "that"

So once again people are bring investigated for instigating a "fight club" esque thing between mentally hadicapped people. Unlike the previous time, this is more like a cock fight or dog fighting. These people were forcing these kids to do this as to the other situation was voluntary between the patrons (i think). This is NOT what...you know what is about. Its about letting out aggression voluntarily so booo to these massingils.

In an ice box where my head used to be.

Man mexico is going ultra hard these days. A drug war that not even the most 'gangster' of rappers watching Scarface on repeat could imagine. The latest news to come out of this craziness is the dumping of 5 severed human heads into coolers that said Siete y Once(ok, toon soon for jokes, lo siento). The beheading of these individuals was used as a "threatening message to rivals" Well I would guess so. To read more about this madness click here.
This song is for Mexico cause they are going hard right now