FYI...

I would offer prositutional acts for a dozen of fresh glazed Krispie Kreme right now. Actually make that two dozens, why only go for one, really whatever you see fit.I should put that on Craigslist.

Cheeeeeeeese!

Let's discuss cheese products. I am currently at work munching on a bag off .99 crunch cheetos, then all of a sudden I had in inner debate with myself. I started thinking what cheese product is better? Cheetos or Cheez Doodles. Cheez Doodles hold a special place in my heart cause I grew up eating .25 bags of Cheez Doodles on the reg as a child in NYC, along with either a .50 soda (top pop pineapple flavored) or a "quarter water". Then moving down here to Virginia you can't really find Cheez Doodles anywhere unless you go to the really really hood spots, or the super redneck spots. For instance when I visit my Alma Mater Radford U I always stop at this one gas station before leaving town and load up on Cheez Doodles, this would be one of the super redneck spots, im not dissing them, they're lovely people, and they have Cheez Doodles yo! So since Cheez Doodles are hard to come by Cheetos is the move. So that brings us to the question. Which chesse product is the best? Cheetos or Cheez Doodles? *dun dun dun* Well here is my answer. BOTH. Puffy Cheetos are the biggidy business, crunchy Cheetos are iight. Crunchy Cheez Doodles is a super fun party in your mouth. Puffy Cheez Doodles is like chill movie night, still good, but you prefer the super fun party. So that's it, Puffy Cheetos and Crunchy Cheez Doodles, in the end we all win but your gums aren't too happy about it.
Let me know what you think.


Postal Script: I posed another life altering question earlier this year that I still need help on. Which is better, Bebe's Kids or Freaknik!? Click Here and Tell me what you think

Cuckoo for the Cock

Over the past few weeks a number of chicken joints have had either free or discounted chicken deals. As I have stated to many people "This aint February!?" I dont understand the influx of chicken deals going on. Its not like chicken has to be promoted. People love chicken, people eat chicken every day. There have been many times when I sacrificed something I needed for something that I wanted. That something wanted being chicken, that something needed being gas, rent, etc. I do get why KFC would they recently came out with the new grilled chicken (which I have yet to check out, and really dont want too) but I dont get why Popeyes had that deal going on. Yes it was awesome, but if people want Popeyes theys gon get some Popeyes, deal or no deal son. I personally can't wait till Bojangles get some type of deal goin. That's chicken we can believe in!
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Breakfast...

Every start to a good day starts with what you eat. You also are what you eat. While enjoying my nutritious meal of Kit Kat's I became curious as to how nutritious it is. Let's see.
Total Fat 11g
Cholesterol 5mg
Sodium 23mg
Total Carbohydrates 27g
Protein 3g
Vitamin A 1%
Calcium 5%
Iron 2%

Do you see all the nutrients being had in this tasty meal!? Today is going to be a good day, im bouncing off the f-ing walls.

Can I take your order?

...uh yeah let me get the a 2 piece Obama with the Michelle-a-roni with Rahm fuming mad hot sauce. In germany they have came up with a new product of chicken fingers and naming them Obama-fingers. Some are afraid it may drum up criticism because of the american stereotype of black peoples and chicken and what not. To be honest I didnt even think of that so I can see how that thought would not cross the product people's minds. The sales manager said that

"It was supposed to be a homage to the American lifestyle and the new US president," she said.

When I saw the Obama fingers the first thing I thought about is my frat brother Rev talking about how freakishly large Barrack's fingers were, so I chuckled.


And im done

Break Me Off A Piecea dat!

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They are my new tasty treat addiction. Every few months I become inhabited with a treat that I must have daily. I buy snacks every night before I go into work to get me through the night, besides if I didnt buy anything to munch on ill be SOL cause I work overnight so obviously the shops downstairs where I work are not open. A few months ago it was Hershey chocolate bars, then it switched to Starburst and now it's Kit-Kat bars. I've always loved Kit-Kat Bars but now I crave them, they are delicious. They were created by some dude named Rowntree not to be confused with Richard Roundtree, the dude who played Shaft for he I guess to women in the 70's would be a kit-kat bar, yes that was random. Anyways it was created in 1935 and its essentially vanilla wafers covered in chocolate. I call lameness covered with awesomeness that makes it awesome. I dedicated a whole post to Kit-Kat bars, wow I'm a fattie!

Its FRRIIIIDAAAAAY!

Sweet its friday, I usually have fridays and saturday's off but this friday im at work filling in for someone so im at work for 4 hours, no prob just 4 more hours of work that I do so the gov't can take if from my check, dont get me started! So I want to do something, go somewhere, I wanna dance! Take a road trip, but I dont really have fiscal freedom i would like cause my last paycheck sucked major ass, but I really would like to go to chilli's and get a margarita mmm and some chicken crispers, oy im just getting myself hungraaaay. I should go to Indie Night at the Wave in Norfolk,VA awesomest place evar, mostly cause its a place for my gays, I love mah gays. So I may or may not blog tomorrow(saturday) not like anyone cares anyway, but I do. Have a safe weekend everybody, wrap that sh!t up bebees, im not going to pay fo yo child!