This is quite possibly one of the best things to happen to Youtube! Well to me it is. This is a Youtube series titled "The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl". Follow "J" as she awkwardly goes through life, love and work. This show speaks to me.
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Monday, November 28, 2011
Thursday, July 9, 2009
News bites
You's a HOE! I wish I would have thought of this...ok not really, its actually not that clever, but still amusing. A las vegas man won his right to have HOE on his license plate. I mean I dont know what's so shocking, Nevada says its ok to be a HOE so what's the biggie?
Song dedication: RIP to the Vincent Smith II he died from falling into a huge thingy of boiling chocolate, how unfortunate yet what a way to go. This song is for you Vinnie.
Michael Jackson is butter baby! At the upcoming Iowa State Fair there is a propostion for an MJ butter sculpture. Oh Iowa! Your so great you gave us Slipknot, your down with gay marriage and you make butter sculpture's of Jacko :high five:
Song dedication: RIP to the Vincent Smith II he died from falling into a huge thingy of boiling chocolate, how unfortunate yet what a way to go. This song is for you Vinnie.
Michael Jackson is butter baby! At the upcoming Iowa State Fair there is a propostion for an MJ butter sculpture. Oh Iowa! Your so great you gave us Slipknot, your down with gay marriage and you make butter sculpture's of Jacko :high five:
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Tales from the Coca Plant.
Cocaine is a helluva drug (copyright:Rick James), but it makes for some very entertaining stories, shall we proceed?
Cocaine story number A: Germany ban Red Bull Cola. Apparently Germany is planning or have already banned RBC cause it has small traces of the Cocaina in it. Something along the lines (haha I said lines) of .4 micrograms of that Rick James in it. I am not familiar with the measurement of 'micrograms' but it sounds harmless. I mean if Red Bull is supposed to "give you wings" then I say let em fly. ::note to self BUY RED BULL COLA!::
Cocaine Story letter dos. Suitcase made of booger sugar. Some Chica got caught in a Chilean airport with two suitcases made of cocaine. I wonder what gave the suitcases away? Anywho the cocaine could be extracted from some chemical mess. If anything they should have let her go for her innovation, it beats shoving ballons up your a-hole, but I digrees.
This has been your morning boost of stories of cocaine,I do not condone the drug use, but whatever makes you fly.
Cocaine story number A: Germany ban Red Bull Cola. Apparently Germany is planning or have already banned RBC cause it has small traces of the Cocaina in it. Something along the lines (haha I said lines) of .4 micrograms of that Rick James in it. I am not familiar with the measurement of 'micrograms' but it sounds harmless. I mean if Red Bull is supposed to "give you wings" then I say let em fly. ::note to self BUY RED BULL COLA!::
Cocaine Story letter dos. Suitcase made of booger sugar. Some Chica got caught in a Chilean airport with two suitcases made of cocaine. I wonder what gave the suitcases away? Anywho the cocaine could be extracted from some chemical mess. If anything they should have let her go for her innovation, it beats shoving ballons up your a-hole, but I digrees.
This has been your morning boost of stories of cocaine,I do not condone the drug use, but whatever makes you fly.
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