Cheeeeeeeese!

Let's discuss cheese products. I am currently at work munching on a bag off .99 crunch cheetos, then all of a sudden I had in inner debate with myself. I started thinking what cheese product is better? Cheetos or Cheez Doodles. Cheez Doodles hold a special place in my heart cause I grew up eating .25 bags of Cheez Doodles on the reg as a child in NYC, along with either a .50 soda (top pop pineapple flavored) or a "quarter water". Then moving down here to Virginia you can't really find Cheez Doodles anywhere unless you go to the really really hood spots, or the super redneck spots. For instance when I visit my Alma Mater Radford U I always stop at this one gas station before leaving town and load up on Cheez Doodles, this would be one of the super redneck spots, im not dissing them, they're lovely people, and they have Cheez Doodles yo! So since Cheez Doodles are hard to come by Cheetos is the move. So that brings us to the question. Which chesse product is the best? Cheetos or Cheez Doodles? *dun dun dun* Well here is my answer. BOTH. Puffy Cheetos are the biggidy business, crunchy Cheetos are iight. Crunchy Cheez Doodles is a super fun party in your mouth. Puffy Cheez Doodles is like chill movie night, still good, but you prefer the super fun party. So that's it, Puffy Cheetos and Crunchy Cheez Doodles, in the end we all win but your gums aren't too happy about it.
Let me know what you think.


Postal Script: I posed another life altering question earlier this year that I still need help on. Which is better, Bebe's Kids or Freaknik!? Click Here and Tell me what you think

Breakfast...

Let's see what nutrients I am inhabiting today!
Total fat 17g
Cholesterol 30mg
Sodium 350mg
Total Carb 43g
Protein 3g
No vitamin A or C 2% Calcium and Iron
Taste the health, feel the vibration!

Breakfast...

Every start to a good day starts with what you eat. You also are what you eat. While enjoying my nutritious meal of Kit Kat's I became curious as to how nutritious it is. Let's see.
Total Fat 11g
Cholesterol 5mg
Sodium 23mg
Total Carbohydrates 27g
Protein 3g
Vitamin A 1%
Calcium 5%
Iron 2%

Do you see all the nutrients being had in this tasty meal!? Today is going to be a good day, im bouncing off the f-ing walls.

Fat Babies Unite!

According to one of those magical studies that tend to pop up every once in a while 1 in 5 4 yr olds are fatties. When broken down in racial categories the highest amount of obesity is natve american's with 31%. My first thought was 'are there even 31% of native american's around'. Then in my way of thinking I tried to come up with a theory as too why so many children are obese early. Me im a fat woman, I hate to say fat cause that's so degrading, Im too fly for the term 'fat' but I also dont like the word 'big' so ill go the myspace route and say 'more to love'. Anyways growing up I was a 'chunky' kid but I was not obese. Back when I was younger in the late 80s early 90s the kids had this thing called 'playing outside'. In this process of 'playing outside' children would play 'games' such as 'hide and seek' or 'red light green light' or 'hide in the bushes with the boy from downstairs' or my personal fav 'flash your underwear on the upstairs terrace to the boys downstairs then get a beating from your dad when he finds you doing that' ah yeah that was a great game. So the point im getting at is at the age of 4 your bouncing off the walls and your asking your parents questions and your getting on their nerves, so what do they do. They plop you in front of the television and give you something to eat to shut you up. At least that's my theory. I mean its sad when nickelodeon takes off broadcasting for a day and tell kids to take part in this activity known as 'playing outside', what a concept. Playing while a kid is THE best part of being a kid and sometimes parents are a)to self involved b) too lazy and dont want to be bothered or c) too busy. Me im all 3 which is why I wont have children. But i must realize that this is not the late 80s early 90s anymore, its a different time and maybe parents dont feel safe with their kids just running around. I dont know how childhood obesity can be diverted. I dont have the answer. Obviously.

And im done.

Afterthought: Maybe fat kids being the majority would work at school and all the fat kids gang up on all the skinny kids! Now that didnt happen in the 90s son.

Break Me Off A Piecea dat!

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They are my new tasty treat addiction. Every few months I become inhabited with a treat that I must have daily. I buy snacks every night before I go into work to get me through the night, besides if I didnt buy anything to munch on ill be SOL cause I work overnight so obviously the shops downstairs where I work are not open. A few months ago it was Hershey chocolate bars, then it switched to Starburst and now it's Kit-Kat bars. I've always loved Kit-Kat Bars but now I crave them, they are delicious. They were created by some dude named Rowntree not to be confused with Richard Roundtree, the dude who played Shaft for he I guess to women in the 70's would be a kit-kat bar, yes that was random. Anyways it was created in 1935 and its essentially vanilla wafers covered in chocolate. I call lameness covered with awesomeness that makes it awesome. I dedicated a whole post to Kit-Kat bars, wow I'm a fattie!