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So today is thursday which means I get the next couple of days off so no blogging, not that you care, cause no one reads this anyways if you do have a fun safe weekend, peace


And Im Done.

Jammie

I have to admit at first I didn't want to like the Cool Kids. When I first saw them I felt like all the kids will think they're cool (no pun intended) and they would be like this trendster hip hop group. However I really like these guys. Their music is pretty ill, yes it is retro but its good stuff. Without further ado here is "Pennies"

So Tomorrow's Payday

Where's my money?

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Today in STFU news...

...50 Cent chooses his next target on his never ending journey to seem relevant. He is now saying one of Queens finest and hip-hop living legend Nas' career is over. Ok this is 50 cent. The man who was humiliated by Kanye's record sales on that whole battle of the rappers crap that happened some odd years ago. The man who's reality show was canceled mid season. Not even Paris Hilton's reality show got canned, but his did. The man who keeps pushing back his album release date and who's single tanked because nobody cares anymore. No 50 YOUR career is over. You are not a good rapper, you are not a good lyricist. Your whole shtick you had at the beginning of your career has now gone sour. No matter how many people you choose to pick on people who appreciate real hip-hop dont want to hear it. Go somewhere, sit down, collect your thoughts and STFU.

And im done.

Im Seriously Looking Forward To This.

The Lonely Island dudes' album Incredibad release date is quickly coming upon us. I am genuinely excited to hear this project. Andy, Jorma and Akiva have been doing their thing for a bit now and have been talking about this album and now its really coming to light. They say the next single from the album will feature T-Pain which should really be good cause T-Pain is a funny dude. Read more about this at MTV news.

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Ay Yo You Got that Obama Son?

I can imagine fiends saying that. By saying do you got that Obama I guess can mean you got that good sh!t. Case in point cops broke up a drug ring that slang them thangs called Obama. Cookies, cupcakes, hats, buttons, shirts, crappy rap songs and now heroine has been named by our president. What is going to be next? My new escort service Im planning out. Its going to be called We Got That Obama Agency. My army of man whores are going to have that 'good good', agency coming to your no-no's soon. Check out more on the story on The Smoking Gun putting motherfu$#ers on blast since (fill in year here)

The Lawd Heard Mah Prayers.

I woke up this morning and I the first thought I had was "I wonder when Ron Browz' video for 'Jumping out the window' is coming out?" Well what do you know, the Lord works in mysterious ways as on my daily trip to youtube a star twinkled in the sky and I saw this:

To this dude's credit he's been in the biz for a minute. He started off by doing some stuff with the late Big L and he also produced Nas' "Ether" his diss track to Jay-Z. And you already know I would smash.

Education We Can Believe In!

Listen there's a recession going on here people are losing their damn minds, doing stupid sh!t.Yes I know there is a recession but its not armageddon. Take a minute, collect yourself, keep it moving. If you have to get something that does not pay as much as your last job did meaning you have to deflate your way of life so be it. Yes it is easy for me to say cause I was born poor and I am poor, I know how to function poor, Im used to it, I revel in it. When I get a nice chunk sum on a paycheck Im afraid of it, cause its to much money then I know what to do with. So we need people in the community, teaching our people how to survive in a time like this. In Lehigh Acres Florida a 24 year old woman was teaching the youth, our future leaders of America how to shoplift. She was spotted walking into a store with 4 kids and showing them how to stuff things underneath the clothes of their constituents. She was later arrested. All she did was show children the way. And this is the thanks she gets! Gawd Bless America!

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Blade is going to be The Godfather of Soul?

Mmmm nothing like some armpit hair in the morning eh?
Ummm yeah. So apparently Wesley "Taxes? What Taxes!?" Snipes will take on the role of the late great James Brown in biopic directed by Spike Lee. But to alleviate some of our pain Wesley will not sing. “I want to hear James Brown’s voice. That’s just my personal taste,” Lee told MTV News. “I know Joaquin Phoenix in ‘Walk the Line’, he did some of the singing. I’m a purist.”
. I dont know what to think of Wesley playing James Brown. I dont know who else could play him though. I mean my mind automatically goes to Samuel L Jackson, cause well I that's just how my mind works.

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PS This is my 200th blog post. Yay! I want to thank all 3 people that has visited this blog at least once since its conception in october of last year. Gawd will bless you in the afterlife. A world with never ending happiness. You can always see the sun. Day or night. So when you call up that shrink in beverly hills. You know the one. Dr everything's gonna be alright. Instead of asking him how much time you got life, ask him much of your mind baby. Cause in this life things are much harder than in the afterworld. In this life your all alone. So when the elevator starts you bring you down. Go Crazy!
And im done.

Pic of the day

On fark.com the photoshop topic was earth. This is ol dude from captain planet. The
earth guy, eh I thought it was funny.
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How Did I Miss This!?

Yesterday was Anita Baker's birthday! You dont know who ANita Baker is!!! You already know where your going...time out.Sure she's had the same haircut for like 30 years but I love her. Her voice is like velvety chocolate. Anyways here is my jammie for today "Body and Soul"

Our Weezy tis of thee

Sweet land of drank and weed. He wants to siiiing. Im quite sure you have heard by now Wayne's next album will be hard rock influenced and will be released in April. Honestly I am very curious as to how this will sound. I might MIGHT even purchase (or "obtain") it. I respect people who step outside their realm. Going against what people think they should do, and I think autotune is a subliminal device set up by the government to hypnotize black people, preferably rappers and sangas to therefore hypnotize people whom listen to their music therefore me even thinking about listening and or buying a Lil Wayne rock record. Either way good or bad its going to be immensely entertaining.
And now a few words from Sir F Baby.
"And when I smile I look like a bag of coke. I gets high. I’m twisted like a bag of ropes."

Werd.

Heeeere's 3 music stories! Kinda.

Dead Memories? Ok no time for jokes. A fan collapsed from a heart attack and passed away after attending a slipknot concert. Just a warning a Slipknot show is pretty fuggin intense. If you have any pending medical issues, I suggest you stay away. Besides I damn near had a heartattack myself when Corey Taylor walked out on stage, what a man. Sorry Sidetracked. My heart goes out to this young man's fam.

Radiohead will be performing at the Grammy's. Sweet, still not watching the Grammy's.

Lady Gaga is still #1 , okay we get it, Just Dance, woo.

And im done.

Good News

I got my W2's. Why am I excited about getting my dubsdeuces? Cause I can file my taxes. Why am I excited about filing taxes? Cause I am getting every red cent of that biatch. The feds have took major cheese from the little bit of money I do make and I am getting it back. Its not going to be the absolute biggest sum of money of all time but im still excited about getting it. If I get a nice amount back like im expecting im thinking about booking a flight to the Lou to see some white people. Yeah just thought Id share.

Birf Control

So a big news story yesterday was about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi saying that birth control will help the economy. People are all up in arms about this but I kind of agree with Nancy. Money will be reimbursed to states through the economic stimulus package to planned parenthood programs. These programs provide contraceptives to those who can not afford medical care aka poor people. Like I said before I am feeling what Pelosi is saying. Because of the current economy who can afford another mouth to feed if they can not afford the proper medical care to begin with. From personal observations I have noticed that lower income families tend to have more children, and why is that you think? Is it because of miseducation? Is it because they can't afford the proper contraceptives? Is it because when your hungry instead do it and feed your sexy times hunger instead of your gastric one? I think it is a mixture of all of these. So I say I do agree with the notion that birth control will help the economy. When Beyonce said "If you like then you shoulda put a ring on it" she wasnt talking about an engagement ring, she was talking about a nuvaring, wrap it up kids, the pullout method does not work.

News Roundup

Rahm is the second most powerful man in the country and number 1 in my panties.

First AIDS now Ebola. Just say no to bestiality.



Save up now Kids, when we turn 65 we are moving here! But wrap it up Ethel's, just cause your seasoned does not mean your crabs should be.

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The Weakend

So on friday I was planning on going out to Richmond to see my boys Frontside and The Avengers perform. During the day I had the urge to buy some sneakers. In paticular I wanted high top black and red checkered vans. So I go in the mall see these suede black and 'brilliant magenta' Nike SB's so I got those instead

Yeah they're sexay.
So around 8:30 at night I headed out to Richmond. I got there in about an hour and it took me damn near an hour to find the place. Mapquest is shady as hell son. So I get there and it was like this small japanese restaurant and stuff. It was nice seeing all my peoples reppin Beat it Up all day. Frontside and the Avengers killed it for sure, they did it so hard chicks start the fightin, no really. So around 2 in the morn I drove back home. Was it worth driving to Richmond for a few hours? Yes and no. Yes to see and support my people's no to driving to and from Richmond. If I would have crashed overnight there it would have been better. But it was a friday, that's what friday night are made for eh? I tried, keyword tried to take pics of them performing but yeah, i failed.

Im like so punk rawk right now

So Ive been bugging my co-worker Anthony for some of the 'good stuff' because he's old and he was around when all this stuff was new (hehe) so after buggin him he finally brought me in some stuff to 'start off ' with.
Minor Threat-Out of Step the Complete Discography.
Bad Brains-Attitude: The Roir Sessions.
Circle Jerks-Group SEx and Wild in the Streets
Descendents-Somery
and
Black Flag-The First Four Years
Im pretty excited about these musical selections I was looking for new stuff for iPooot.I will leave you with some Descendents "Kids (on coffee)"

You've Been rolled

Umm Yes.

Whatever happened to..?

Spymob. You may not know who these cats are which is unfortunate. They came to some recognition by being the backing band on N*E*R*D's debutt album In Search Of.... But these dudes were an entity all their own. They are another casualty of Startrak records. Good band, good music, label owned by awesome people, but bad business. Their one and only full length album Sitting Around Keeping Score is the jammie. Imagine something along the lines of Ben Folds yeah. After the release of that album I dont know what happened...So where are they now? I dont know. If anybody know the whereabouts of these dudes let me know. Sad. I tried to find a youtube vid of these guys but not much relevant luck. Sad.

ABDC Week 2

This week was the fitnassss challenge. I was impressed by crews I was not impressed by last week. I will break it down by each performance, and we're off:
1. Quest-1 out of 3 judges really liked their performance. I liked it too. I agree it did look like taebo at some spots but what did they expect when you have to incorporate kick boxing into dancing, you get taebo duh! Anyways they were telling a story with the performance and I enjoyed it, yay for Quest once again.
2. Fly Khicks-they were alright. They had a lot of energy in the performance. I was tired just looking at them. But yeah they were alright.
3. Strikers-they really impressed me this week. It was my fav performance of the night. This is a big jump from last week when I was not feeling them.
4. Beat Freaks-They were cool, I really respect the ladies because of the whole b-girl thing but its getting kind of old already. I just hope as a whole the next best dance crew is not another break dance affiliated crew, its time for something different. All in all they were good I was not awed by them.
5. Dynamic Edition-they are not my fav crew on the show but I do agree with the judges in saying they are the cleanest crew on the show.
6. Ringmasters-::sighs:: um they need to dance more. I don't want to be too negative about any of the crews cause I probably could not do what any of the crews do but yeah next.
The bottom two crews were Team Millenia which I agreed with and Boxcuttherz which i did NOT agree with.
TM did have a good set with the theme and the chreo.
BC-also had a good set but not as good as TM and unfort Boxcuttherz went home which made me sad.
So best performance of the week for me was Strikers All Stars, weakest was Ringmasters. I think TM will be safe for next week with the votes. I really dont know who will be in the bottom next week. It's a toss up between Ringmasters, Fly Khicks and Dynamic Edition. There might even be a surprise and say possibly Beat Freaks, that's how ABDC roll sometimes.
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Jammie

This is Shyne with "Bonnie and Shyne" feat Barrington Levy. Shyne got the shaft real hard. Quick history lesson, back at the turn of the century when Diddy was Puffy and was dating J-Lo he and entourage including Shyne was involved in a shooting. Long story short Diddy got off while Shyne got I think 10 yrs or less in jail (to lazy to look up info right now). My brother and I was talking about how much potential Shyne had but then that whole thing happened. It seemed like Diddy just left him in the dust. Grimey. I think he should be getting out pretty soon. I wonder what he is going to do when he gets out. If he's smart he wouldnt do anything to put him back in jail.

Tell Me Why....

I just downloaded "Jumping out the Window"? ::sighs::

Ya know the post with the stuff in it.

Brandy regrets her tattoos cause they'll get all wrinkly and stuff. Does anybody remember when she got that tattoo of her now ex-fiance'...yeah ill regret that too.
Katy Perry vows celibacy this year, the world rolls their eyes.
Lily Allen once shagged lesbian twins, the world wonders why she's still relevant then gags.
No Doubt is going on tour this summer(yay!) with Paramore(eh)
Tommy Lee is making another Methods of Mayhem album, ummm no.

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Hottie of the Week

Damon Wayans Jr. If you could not guess by the name he is the son Damon Wayans. He is also a comedic writer and stand-up and he is hot. He has a new movie coming out and he is hot. You already know I would smash.

Stuff about Stuff.

After trading in the "brown sugar" for the "booger suga"(haha im so clever) a while ago it seems the D'angelo is ready for a comeback and asking Prince, Cee-Lo Raphael Sadiq and Mark Ronson for some help. With all these great musicians surrounding him this can turn out to be quite good...hopefully.

-The Ting-Tings can't use strobe lights in their shows anymore cause the drummer dude gets epilectic like seizures. During my last year of school a taught these class of dudes a workshop at the radio station i work studied at. Well Flavor of Love style I had to give everyone a nickname. At first I gave this one kid the name "specs" cause he wears glasses. He didn't like that too much so he was all like well if your going to name me after the fact I wear glasses I have epilepsy. Then people started to yell out seizure, thus DJ Seizure being his name. Yes it's a horrible nickname but it's also awesome at the same time. Where was I going with this story, I don't remember.

Pic of the Day

Rahm my man. Rahm is R-a-h-m-o-n-e-b-a-d-a-z-z that's he (wipe me down). Rahm Emanuel is a beast. He's a Chicago Jew who dont take no shadoobie. And yes I would smash that. He was actually a ballet dancer in his youth, but he would send you a rotten fish if you test him, no really, he would. And yes I would smash that. He is now Obama's Chief of Sexy, I mean Chief of Staff, which means he would whip all those spoiled politricks into shape, he means biznass. Here are some things you need to know about Rahm-bo.

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InNEGROation

So I know you are pretty much tired of reading about yesterday's inauguration but I would just like to give my .02 about it if you don't mind. So basically what I gathered about the inauguration is it's much like graduation. There is all this pre-ceremonial stuff, musical selections, speeches people could care less about then, finally, the time has come. They call your name, you walk across the stage, then, well that's it. That's what the inauguration was, all this buildup for just about two sentences of oath. It's all good though. I admit when I first saw Obama on camera walking down the hall on the way out to take his oath I got goosebumps. His face was stern, no smirk, no smile, nothing. His face was emotionless. He had the face of a man knowing that he has a sh!t ton of work to do. Like a dude who hasnt had work in some time then he finally gets a job as a janitor in chuck e cheese. He's happy he got the job, but there's a lot of sh!t to do...litteraly. Sure Obama's job is more serious but you know how much I like analogies. Seeing all those people in that mall was very inspiring but very cold. I was literally in my bed, under the covers with the heat on in front of me and I was shivering for them. All in all we know this was a very historic event. One that I am glad I was in the comfort of my home for, I ain't no fool.

Why!!???

Why was Paul Blart: Mall Cop. number 1 at the theaters this weekend!? Really! Really? I just wanted to say that I really. REally!?

You already know what today is.

It's MLK day. The man who changed America. The World. For the betterment of ALL people. May you rest in peace my brother. Thank you so much.

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Pic of the day

This is the official portrait of President Obama. As you all know inNEGROation is on tuesday. Its funny in the hampton roads area the have congestion warnings on tuesday on I-95, I just thought that was interesting. Do you think they'll be doing the jumping out the window dance at the inauguration ball? I sure hope so.
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Umm No.

::sighs:: I cry for hip-hop sometimes, well not cry, cause I'm not a crier. Ok so the other day I cried while watching Reign Over Me that movie was deep son. Alright, alright, I also teared up on the ending of The Game Plan, dont judge. Anyways this Ron Browz cat came out of nowhere last year on the Pop Arbor Mist song and Arab Money and now he has own song called "Jumping out the Window" something I wanted to do when I heard this song on the radio yesterday (check the twitter) anyways here he is V-Neck and all showing the intricate dance moves that goes along with this groundbreaking song, a video I saw on miss info a while ago and decided to torture you with it on this blawg. But honestly at the end of the day...I would smash Ron Browz, he's do-able sorry <_>.

Music and Entertainment News Thingy

Some fraaanch people made a mistake by giving Katy Perry the award for best international song. That made me smile.

Apparently Heath Ledger was miserable on the set of Brokeback Mountain. I believe his emotions helped his character in the movie. Sidenote, I just recently saw this movie yes I know Im late. It was absolutely beautiful and sad(and hawt) the love these men had for each other but couldnt really be, ::sigh:: heart wrenching.

Our little philoshiphizer wants to be the next Rob Zombie.

Gaaaahh! Depeche Mode is coming out with a new album. YES!

And I'm done.

No-No-No-Notorious

So this weekend my brother and I plus pretty much all the ghettos across the nation went to go see "Notorious" the Biggie Smalls biopic. I thought it was a good movie. I mean hip-hop heads already know about the life of Biggie so pretty much anything they were going to put in the movie was no surprise. However I thought it was very well put together. Gravy played Big very well. It depicted Biggie as a really sweet guy who really loved his mother and just wanted to do good. He was funny and charismatic, the chicks like really loved and I could see why. I honestly have a posthumous crush on biggie, kind of weird, kind of well... weird. I don't know what Lil Kim was biatching about. I dont think she was depicted badly at all, I think she was depicted as well Lil Kim. She seemed sort of innocent enough till big told her to up the sex appeal thus creating the Lil Kim we came to know. You kind of felt bad for her cause she really loved big but she really couldnt have him like she wanted. At the end before his death it seemed big was really getting his stuff together. He wanted his kids to come out to Cali to visit him, he wanted to sit down and talk to Kim and end all the drama, he was really coming into his own. As we all know some douche decided to end all of that. And for what!? Anyways all in all I enjoyed it. It was soo funny cause the hood was all up in that theatre. Anytime a song came on everybody was singing along, and nobody got shot! Even though one dude in the front kept gettin really loud, but it was beautiful though. Notorious we are we are, notorious, he is he is.

ABDC Recap

Alright so the season premiere of America's Best Dance Crew came on thursday and I am excited for this new season. So Im going to give my thoughts on each crew, ready go:
1. Strikers-eh, they aiight, nothing special about them to me, maybe cause I'm so use to seeing steppers so yeah.
2. Beat Freaks- I like these girls even thought I think its a little unfair cause if you look at these girls' credentials they have danced for Britney Spears, Janet Jackson, they've been in videos and movies. I feel like this show is a show for crews and dancers who want to get to that level but they are already there.
3.G.O.P- yes they are hot Puerto Rican men who dance, who would not love that? I do! But they just didnt do it for me they didnt have the energy that this show needs.
4. Quest-I like this crew as well. These b-boys are very clean very precise, lots of energy. This crew also has an unfair advantage cause two of its members were on So You Think You Can Dance (Dominic and Hok) but I really like this crew.
5. Fly Khicks-They are cute thank goodness they are not like Femme 5 or those chicks from season 2 oh um Sassx7, they have some meat to them, they might last a while.
6. Ringmasters-um yeah well um yeah you know they didnt dance much i dont know, next.
7.Boxcuttahz- Another crew that I like, they look like the underdogs so far, kind of like the Fanny Pak, they come with some nerdy kind of swag which I like.
8.Dynamic Edition-they are cloggers, that's all I have to say, they have some sick formations, we'll see how long they last.
9.Team Millenia-they got booted off the audition special last season and they are back this season. I was not impressed by them then and they didn't do it for me this time either. But I do like the fact that they dance to Head Automatica, point for them.
At the end there was a sudden death round with GOP, Fly Khicks, and Boxcuttahz with GOP going home. FK and Box stepped up in that round but GOP still didnt bring it so they got cut. As much as it hurts me to see hot ricans who can dance get booted off they were the weakest links thurday night so good bye. I look forward to seeing all these crews in the following weeks as they are taken out of their element, yay ABDC! I need a life woot!
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Music News

Yaaay! Nas and Kelis are "reportedly" expecting their first child together. You know when it comes to these 'reportedly' things I say if there is smoke there is fire, so yeah she's preggie. Anyways they are my favorite hip-hop/r&b couple. Jay-Z and Beyonce who? They are booooorrrriiiiing. I've always loved Kelis since her first album Kaleidoscope. She was the originator of the off kilter swag that so many females are rocking these days in my opinion. Of course Nas is Nas point blank. So if this is indeed true I am very happy for them.

Metallica and Run-DMC along with some other people that i dont personally care about but obviously they are important are going to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year. I say it is well deserved for Metallica and the Kings of Rock, very cool.


The only thing tougher than leather? Bill Cosby sweaters, real talk

Congregation rise for Pastor X

Quality Programming

So I am a huuuuuge fan of America's Best Dance Crew and I am super happy that the show is premiering tonight!! I'm seriously going to buy a tub of ice cream and sit on my lard ass while wathcing other people work it. As always there is lots of buzz about the crews before the show even starts but im not into all that. I just sit back and watch with a clean slate. They are doing things differently this season. They did not start off with an audition special this season which I dont know about. I feel like the audience feels a little bit more a part of the process when they get to decide which crews end up in the competition. So we'll see how it goes. And every week I will give scatterdly detailed, lazy review of the show like 4 days after it airs. Yeah that's how I roll. So watch it tonight @10 on MTV or as I like to call it P(programming)TV cause aint no damn music up there anymore!And im done.

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It's now time for...well, ya know

Just a few quick words from our philosphizer, who will be dropping knowledge at the Grammy's

"Ima venereal disease like a menstrual bleed.

Music News Thingy

The legend who was taken away from us not too long ago Issac Hayes will have a posthumous re-release of Black Moses from the iconic record label Stax Records. Its said to be coming at cha(no cleopatra) in February, im def gonna be picking that up.

Alfonso Ribero "stole the show" at fergie ferg's wedding this weekend. To bad she didnt marry a black dude cause he could have broke out this jem:


Aubrey O'Day is posing for Playboy. Raise your hand if your surprised or if you care....Yeah didnt think so.

I Refugee from Guantanamo Bay Jammie

In case you have not heard Obama plans on shutting down Guantanamo Bay as one of his first tasks in the prez seat. For those that dont know Gitmo is where all the "enemy combatants" are held aka people with terrorist tendencies. So we're just gonna set them free to go back to wherever they came from continue with more vengence on their attacks against america? Obama I luh you everything but dont let me send you to time out! Im quite sure there is much more to this that someone of my meager mental capacity could understand, for more about this go here.
And this whole ordeal made me think of Pras' one line in this song, thus me thinking about this song, thus me thinking about this album which changed my life, thus me weeping for the Fugees. Why Lauren! WHYYYYYY!

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On friday night while I was out and about and listening to the radio during like the friday night mix things that you prolly have on your local hip-hop and R&B station I heard this song. Of course I didnt know the title of the song but I heard our great philospher Weezy on the track. While catching up on Kanye's blog today he had the download of the song available, it was fate. This is Pharrell and Lil Wayne with "YES"


And I will leave you with a few words from Dwayne. "Weezy F Baby, the F means phenomenal"

Muzic Nooze

Radiohead will be releasing all of their singles on a limited edition vinyl copy. I do not have a record player, but I will buy one just to buy this on vinyl. I think vinyl is sexay!


Someone called Santogold a lesbian techno rapper, somewhere Missy Elliot is jealous.


Bat For Lashes is releasing a new album this year! and touring! oh wait only touring in the UK boooo.

Im not even going to lie

I loooove this song. DAMN YOU T-PAIN, YOU DID IT TO ME AGAIN!!!

Notorious

So Notorious comes out next week and I am so stocked about it. People want to gripe about who's playing who and what not, I say just bask in the fact that this movie was made. MTV posted a clip from the movie when Diddy had to tell Big that he got fired from Uptown Records for being...well he got fired for being Diddy(of Puffy at the time). Gravy the up and coming rapper who plays Big believes it was this event that made big write "Everyday Struggle" which is my personal favorite Biggy song. Here is the clip:

Till Kidney Do us Part: Give it Back B!tch.

Im quite sure you are prolly going to hear this story a lot but here we goes anyway. A Long Island doc gave his lovely wife his kidney some years ago. She got all better her life got back to usual, then she crept out on him and started boning some Long Island sleezeball,he probably works at Gold's Gym and has slick back black hair and perfectly manicure eyebrows. What an ungrateful skank! So she filed for divorce and he wants his kidney back, if not the kidney itself then the monetary value of the kidney which runs around uhhhh a millie and change. I don't blame him! You give your wife a friggin kidney, what if your going to need that kindey again someday huh? Then your stuck thinking "wow I wish I had a kidney but my whore of an ex-wife took it and now she's bangin her physical therapist in the bahamas!" That has to suck. Medical peeps are saying that his case to get his kidney back is absolutely impossible. So not fair.

Doom Dance

So I have cool friends who make cool music and this is an example of it. My brothers in Frontside Mikealis and Afterthought along with my boys The Avengers have collaboed and came out with this mixtape Paid $cum: Popular Street Kids. These are one of the songs that is on the mixtape featuring D.Moore and John Tay by the name of "Doom Dance". Believe me its the jammie.


Please make sure you click on the links above and check these kids out. I think they're on to something.....>_<
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Jammie

Wu Tang! Wu Tang! Wu Tang could really do no wrong to me. The last time I checked they had 323 rappers in the crew, no lie. On Wu-Tang's worst day they are still better that 98% of the shiz that's out right now.Anyways here is "Gravel Pit" from 2001 W.

Analyzing yesterday's dream

I had a dream yesterday afternoon which is my nighttime thanks to this wack schedule. So I don't know what happened before in the dream but I was sitting there with people at night, it was a beautiful clear night and there was idle chatter. All of a sudden I look up in the sky and I see a shooting star to which I yell "hey a shooting star"(duh). Then there were more shooting stars then soon enough the stars started exploding and this all ended up looking like a fireworks display. I can remember in the dream feeling like wow this is so beautiful, the stars are exploding. Then I suddenly woke up, looked at the clock and it was around 5:30pm. So I turn back over and wait to fall back to sleep which didn't take long but before dozing off I was thinking about my dream and thinking about why would I think in my dream that exploding stars are beautiful? Wouldnt that mean that like planets are blowing up, which is not good one could think. So I did the whole online dream analysis thing and all I got were these generic definitions. Basically explosions x stars x a clear night sky really dont make sense together. Stars and a night sky boils down to infinite possibilities, dreams and aspirations. Then you have explosions which mean negativity, turmoil, anger. So is this meaning that all my dreams and hopes are blowing up and not going to happen. Or that my dreams and hopes are blowing up and I'm going to BLOW UP, know what I mean? Maybe that's why it was a display of fireworks and celebration with a feeling of glee and not armageddon and devastation. I sure hope it's the whimsical one, cause this is 2000 and Grind baby, it's my time to shine and leave the bs behind,aka get a better job, real talk.

Thank Gawd Nip/Tuck is back!

Last night Nip/Tuck's new season premiered. This show is a perfect show for me. I have been watching it since it first came and whomever writes for the show is a friggin genious. The plot's they come up with, the ability to have the show never go stale, its amazing. Last night's show was no different.*Spoiler alert, if you did not see it and plan too, do not read on*
Season premiere's are always tough because you have to wrap last season up, catch up with the lives of the characters and introduce new conflicts that will come up in the future. I think the episode went beyond that. It started with the last scene from last season's finale but this time from Coleen's(Sean's obsessed 'talent agent' who was really some crazy old lady who once killed some talent agent by filling him up with teddy bear filling) point of view before she stabbed him. Now Sean is in a wheelchair doing some lectures for future doctors. Then Liz wants a breast reduction, during the pre-op Christian discovers a lump that turns out not to be breast cancer for her but winds up Christian has breast cancer. Then some other stuff happened, the doctors wound up getting sexed up by some random chicks (doesn't that happen to them in like every episode). But what I want to know is at the end of the show Sean gets out of bed and WALKS to the bathroom! Was that a dream or is he psyching everyone out and lying about the fact that he can't walk, what's that about! Is it pity? Is it payback? Is it he's afraid to operate again? I am quite sure we will all find out this season, and I can't wait. I want to see how Micheal Jackson look-a-like Matt and his ex-wife and their kid and that whole situation pans out. Also Julie and her luvah whole thingy and I guess her lover's daughter Eden is not coming back since she's on 90210.2 now, who knows. I can't wait till Rescue Me comes back, that's another excellent show with great writing. Too bad those same writers weren't on Dirt which was a great show in it's first season but was incredibly disappointing in it's second season, thus being cancelled. Enough with my TV jargon, im done. If you read this blog for some reason and you want to comment on the show last night, please feel free to.

Umm Ewwww!

Yeah I know brother. So apparently Carmen Electra likes to use wire hangers in some shape or form when she's making whoopee ::chuckels::(its a funny word). She says it's "A little pleasure, a little pain. It's all about fun." Ummm what the hell can you do with a wire hanger!? On second thought I really dont wanna know. There are 2 things that come to mind when I hear the words wire hanger. One being "NO MORE WIRE HANGER'S" and number two will be this:


Read more about Carmen's bedroom tactics start here.

Pic of the day

Read about the story behind the behind

Philosophyin'

And now another word from Sir Carter Jr
"Now I know she da law, and she know I'm da boss, and she know I can hide a-bove the law, and she know I'm raw, she know I'm from da streets, and all she want me to do, is f@#k the police, talkin bout, wee oh wee oh wee oh wee... like a cop car."

Fog

Fog is a cloud bank that is in contact with the ground. Fog is usually the only clouds that touch the ground and it only differs slightly from other clouds in that it touches the surface of the Earth. The same cloud that is not fog on lower ground may be fog where it contacts higher ground such as hilltops or mountain ridges. Fog is distinct from mist only in its density. Fog is defined as a cloud which reduces visibility to less than 1 km, whereas mist is that which reduces visibility to more than 2 km.
So on my way to work this morning around 12:20am it was incredibly foggy. The visibility was extremely low to the point where you did not see road signs till you were up on them. It was freaky. At the same time it fascinated me. The whole time I was thinking "Wow I'm driving in a cloud right now." I don't know the child in me is fascinated by things like this, the fact you are in a cloud, just, I don't know I think its cool. I went outside of the building I work in at appox 3:20am and took a picture of some of the downtown norfolk skyline:



And here it is again an hour later:



Where did the fog go? I wish I could have seen go up or something, that would have been cool, oh well.

fog info from the always reliable wiki f baby