RANT!

Ok so tonight on MTV there are presenting "Lil Wayne Unplugged". Now when I first heard that Lil Wayne was doing an "Unplugged" performance I was thinking that it would be interesting to see his songs interpreted in a acoustic fashion, I mean that is what "Unplugged" means right? So when the promos started rolling for this show I was surprised and annoyed to see that Wayne was using a full backup band with electric guitars and all. Wait what happened to the "Unplugged" aspect of the "Unplugged" series? Grant that I am currently at work and not at home watching the performance, so maybe there is an acoustic set in there. Even if there was one it defeats the whole purpose of naming this special "Lil Wayne Unplugged". If anything they should name it "Lil Wayne Unhinged" or something. What really irks me is what makes Lil Wayne so special that he does not follow the vein of this pretty iconic 20 yr old series. What makes him better than LL Cool J, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Lauryn Hill, Alicia Keys and Jay-Z (just to name a few) that he couldn't continue with tradition. What gives him the right to against tradition? I think its rather WHO at MTV gave him that right? I've never been a Lil Wayne fan, sure I find some of his material entertaining but I just don't get what is so great about him. Lyrically, Little Lil Wayne was sooo much better than this thing he is now. But hey he's rich people love him and I'm the broke blogger bitchin about it. So who's winning?
Here are some memorable "Unplugged" moments from Hip Hop greats, this is how its REALLY done Wayne!

An 'Aw Hail Naw' Update

So I posted about this story last week, since then the children have been offered a refund of the money and invited back to the pool but the damage has been done as a class action lawsuit has been filed. If people do not believe racism is alive and well in America today this is an unfortunate event. In Philly no less, city of Brotherly love my a$$! For more on this story click hurr

Today in 'Aw Hail Naw' News

It's a really a friggin shame that this is 2009 and stories like this pops up.African American children of a Philadelphia summer camp were told to leave a pool in a private club after they ponied up over $1000 to have the kids swim there. In a statement of the club president said

"There was concern that a lot of kids would change the complexion … and the atmosphere of the club,"

What!? AW HAIL NAW. Attitudes like this in these days and times are absolutely inexcusable. Now if they did not want the children to part of the club because of their economic status, fine but still not cool at all. This place can to go to hell in a hand basket, unbelievable. For the story go here.

Today in 'Ummm No' news...

The pope visits Africa and 'reaffirms' a ban on condoms. In Africa. Ummm no. We all know Africa has a huge, possibly the biggest problem with HIV/AIDS and your going to ban them? Why because we are still going under the 'waiting for marriage' shtick. Now get real, some people do, most people dont. I really dont get the reasoning behind it, I also dont get why as a planet we would be listening to some old dude whom we assume have never touched a woman because he is a man of the cloth, and lets not get into the little boys thing, I like Jesus, I wonder if Jesus likes this guy though. Anyways im not trying to step on any toes, but in this day and age and the dangers of what comes from not using protection this idea is forlackofabetterword stupid.

Today in "Well I Would Guess So" News

Since his 45 tenure in office President Obama has gone considerably grey. Well the country is on the brink of an economic collapse, we are involved in unexplainable wars, people are criticizing your every move and now your going grey. Well I would guess so! Seriously journalist is this how deep into you intellect to get a news story? Im a blogger (kinda) and this is pretty bottom of the barrel no room for thought "journalism" at it's best but pointing out the president of the US in this day and age is going grey is kind of 'duh'. Try again.

Today in 'AHAHAHA' news

Your favorite rapper of all time 50 Cent's album Before I Self Destruct is getting pushed back AGAIN. Ahahahaha. The excuse he gives is Eminem's album needs to come out first, Dr Dre is still working on that album blah blah blah. Yeah bullsh!t. The REAL reason his album is getting pushed back is because nobody cares about his music, sad but true. All the bs beefs he has tried to conjure up is not getting people interested in anything he has to offer, music, movies, video games, boogers, nothing. Its a shame that someone's career can just slip away like that. I almost kind of feel sorry for him. Almost.

Today in 'Bitch Please' News

There are certain ways to raise awareness of your cause, and there are ways to be a douche about it. PETA blurs those lines daily. They always have the most annoying celebrities be their spokespeople (i.e Pamela Anderson) and they dress up as the KKK outside of a dog show. Members of PETA wanted to "draw parallels between the KKK and the Westminster Dog Show. So what the dog show hangs black dogs? Once again I understand standing up for the rights of animals but in this manner Bitch Please! Read more about it here

And here's a story about boobs...

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I had this friend in college. We called her boobs mcgee. This had a 25% relevancy rate to this news story. But it was a story about boobs.
Anyways a chick named Sheyla apparently has the world's biggest(fake) boobs. Her knockers clocks in at 38KKK! My boobs just exploded from typing that. It hurts just to look at her. Jeez. That means she has a full gallon of silicone up in her palms palms. There has to be some severe medical repercussions cause of those things. But for now she seems happy so gawd bless her. For more on this story go here.

Today in "Bitch Please' News

Class. This is what we refer to as a 'Bitch Please' side eye.Photo Source
Teri Hatcher is still waiting for Obama's autograph after leaving her daughter at home or some jank. "We had a moment where we shook hands (and) I told him I was a single mom. I remembered the event was on a night I had custody of my daughter and I don’t ever go out when I have custody of my daughter." Well congratulations biatch. Instead of Obama saying what I would say which would be 'well good for you, want a cookie?'. He promised her an autograph on a napkin. Needless to say O-beezy has better and more important things to do like...I dont know save the US thus saving the world, this is what she says "You actually owe Emerson an autograph. First you can handle the economy. Then you can handle the war. Years from now when things are better, maybe you’ll send an autograph.” Im sure she is saying this quote in jest, that is not lost upon me, but still get over yourself. Bitch Please! Story Source
Lady Gaga is said to be starting her own clothing line. Bitch Please!Dont.

"Now That's What I Call Music" will become a TV show. Now that's what I call...Bitch Please! Story Source