Dollar Tree FTW

We all know the story of creation. Of how God created the earth in seven days. But what about all the other days after that? I have a theory that on day 20,378 he created Dollar Tree. The Dollar Tree is the greatest concept for a store ever. Where, get this, EVERYTHING IS ONE DOLLAR. EVERYTHING!. Now sure there stores that try to follow these formulas. The beloved "99c Stores" that I grew up with in NYC. Then there's your Family Dollar, Dollar General, Five and Below. But let me ask you, is everything $1 in those stores? NOOOO. In these times where I count every single cent that comes out of my account and even with 2 jobs I'm still dreadfully broke with a mother who likes to remind you that you need to get a better job and pay more bills because you of course haven't thought of that brilliant concept of your own :breathes: The Dollar Tree is kind of my savior right now. So this is my love letter to you, Dollar Tree. I'm planting a seed of my own so we can grow together.

That's not a bad idea...

Trina Thompson has un bueno idea. She graduated in April and has not found sufficient employment, so she is suing her school for the tutition of #70,000. GENIUS! I would do the same but #1 I was a financial aid kid so it wasnt money out of my pocket at the time (it is now)and #2 its my fault that i majored in music and knew that my chances of finding a job in my particular field arent that great. But I comend Trina for her balls, she is a true pioneer in american history. I SALUTE YOU!

Ok I see where your going.

In South Africa they now have equiped ATM's with pepper spray to attack robbers. Phew that's close. I thought they were going to use the pepper spray to attack people who repeatedly overdraft on their accounts. If that's the case I would have been blind years ago, feel me?

Second Pic of the Day

About 50-60 years ago this sign would have meant something so different....oy read about scratching and surviving at its best here
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My Existence is a Recession.

So at the beginning of this week it was brought to our knowledge that despite being bailed out by the government cause they were apparently in dire straits, AIG gave themselves some nice bonuses. This has the american people up in arms and rightfully so. Me in this whole situation of bailouts, and depressions and recessions, it makes no difference to me. My existence is a recession. I live from check to check, I have no real plans for the future,I have no benefits, I have no retirement plan, no 401K. All this jargon is just white noise to me. So in dedication to people losing their damn minds here is Chromeo with "Rage!"

Side Gig! "Zone Out Saturday's With Tylia"

So I have been pretty busy over the past couple of days doing voice tracks for my side gig at K101.3 which is an internet radio station. I stumbled upon this job on a day of frustration with my current job. It is not a paying gig, you get paid when you do "remotes" or live appearances but i figure it is something to do to help me work on my "craft" and something to put on my resume and all that stuff im looking forward to it. So I air on saturday's 5p-9p and you can listen to it here
I hope you get to listen to it and I hope it sounds good. Its all hip-hop and r &b so if you like that stuff then please do listen in. Spanks is advance.

Today in 'Well Yeah I Would Guess So' News

The violence between repo men and those getting repo-ed has gotten worse. Well yeah I would guess so. Usually you know 'back in the day' when you got repo-ed you would see it coming, it was kind of your fault and you really had no choice. These days cause there's a GAHT DAHM RECESSION GOIN' ON and people are being let go from there jobs thus not being able to make payments thus the repo man coming thus them being pissed off. I sigh for my nation.
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Pimpin and Social Studies aint easy.

As we all know as as I say time and time again, there's a gaht dahm recession goins on, and its being felt in all economic classes, in all races, in all ages. So in a smart business decision two 16 year old girls (allegedly) pimped out at least 5 girls between the ages of 14 to 17. The way they convinced the girls into the business is how much money they would get and the its safer to be with them because the male pimps would beat them. GENIUS! We should not be condeming these young women we should condoning them, this is a great business plan! Recession proof! Ok on a serious note it is disturbing, but you gotta admit, its pretty damn genius too, right!?

Today in 'Its a gaht dahm recession goins on' news

A man who lives in a cave is facing foreclosure. Now when I first saw this headline I thought it was a dude living in a hollowed out massive rock. Then I clicked on the pictures of the house and it was inside of a cave but it was a sweet ass house inside a cave. I guess that is sensational journalism at its best. It made me read something, how dare they! Anyways it is bleeped up that him and his family will be put out of their home. Now they have to find a new cave, might I suggest the cave that Osama Bin Laden is in. If the military cant find him that means the foreclosures cant find you!
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Sky Pushers

IN Heathrow Airport in London town an airline crew was arrested after a baggage of the coke--ay-ina was found on board on a flight from Johannesburg, South Africa. This is actually the second incident like this. Another crew on another flight from the same air lines some time ago had the same thing happen. A talking head from the HM Revenue & Customs said it was unusual to have these two crews get busted. Son its not unusual, its hustlin! There is a worldwide financial crisis going on here people! Im quite sure the airplane staff get a good deal traveling and stuff but what about the money? They are pushin that white in London. Of all places that is a great place to sell of some coke...or so ive heard....
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