We all know the story of creation. Of how God created the earth in seven days. But what about all the other days after that? I have a theory that on day 20,378 he created Dollar Tree. The Dollar Tree is the greatest concept for a store ever. Where, get this, EVERYTHING IS ONE DOLLAR. EVERYTHING!. Now sure there stores that try to follow these formulas. The beloved "99c Stores" that I grew up with in NYC. Then there's your Family Dollar, Dollar General, Five and Below. But let me ask you, is everything $1 in those stores? NOOOO. In these times where I count every single cent that comes out of my account and even with 2 jobs I'm still dreadfully broke with a mother who likes to remind you that you need to get a better job and pay more bills because you of course haven't thought of that brilliant concept of your own :breathes: The Dollar Tree is kind of my savior right now. So this is my love letter to you, Dollar Tree. I'm planting a seed of my own so we can grow together.
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