Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Today in 'Duh' news



Social networks can harm children's brains, yeah no sh!t. How many cases has there been where a young person off's themselves cause of some stuff another kid said on the interwebs. The study also says that it shorten attention spans. Wait what was I talking about?
Congress passes a bill that prohibits people from having chimps and other primates as pets. Too bad cause I really wanted a silver back gorilla as pet and I was going to name it Academy Award Winning Morgan Freeman. I guess its all good because you know taking an animal out of their natural habitat and putting into a few hundred sq footage of space may not be a good idea. Duh.

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