Chimp attacks woman, chimp gets attacked by owner. Ok number 1 who the hell has a chimp as a pet!(not counting Micheal Jackson, I would not consider him human, sorry). The chimps name was Travis and everyone said he was friendly. Well that was until he ate some ladies hand off. While he was having lunch his owner ran into the kitchen got a butcher knife and stabbed him, he ran off. He came back when the cops showed up, try to evade them, attempted to get in the cop car to get away. So the cops shot him and he still ran away! Finally after a search in the house the cops found the dead chimp. Yo, this is a sad and freakish situation but on the real that chimp was a G. He got stabbed came back when the cops came NO FEAR, tried to take the car, got shot, and still walked off. I bet he had this long monologue in a mirror towards the end. In my head it may have went something like this *clears throat* "They think your cute, they wanna take pictures with you! Ive been trapped in this house for years, not in my native land with my family, ive played their games long enough. Im a damn chimp not a monkey! Well they know now THEY KNOW NOW!*drops dead* [end scene]
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