Last Night's Dream

I have these crazy crazy dreams. Like real vivid cinematic dreams with camera angles, dialogue, plot, soundtrack and even credits in the end (if i dream all the way to the end) Last night's dream was no different. Ok so I dont know how it started but this is what I remember from it: It starts at a TJ Maxx like department store, one security guard comes in with this huge sheet cake. He speaks to another security guard and they disappear from sight. All of a sudden HEIDI MONTAG pops into the scene having an argument with an older man, presumably her boyfriend(in the movie). All of a sudden these goonish looking men come into the department store. One of these guys sticks his hand in the sheet cake the security guard bought in minutes before and pulls out a bayonet (!?) obviously there was a commotion so the security guards ran out from where ever they were (maybe a sexual encounter?) So the one security guard dude (obviously the other guard was in on the scheme) tries to subdue bayonet guy and gets bayonet-ed from the bottom of his jaw out of his mouth (yikes) So HEIDI MONTAG this whole time did not know what was going on cause she was yapping her mouth but all of sudden realized someone got bayonet-ed(?) So now the bad guys start taking hostages. A female accomplice takes Heidi and her bickering boyfriend towards the back of the store where there is an exit. This female accomplice to the bad guys sucks cause Heidi of all people manages to make her way out the store. So now the camera angle switches to Heidi's view. One of the goons chase after her, but the goon stops short in their tracks cause there is a parole officers complex right next to the store(WTF?) So Heidi thinking she is safe make her way to the parole office but it's Memorial Day so the offices are closed. The last scene before I woke up was her running into a bodega to make a call to 911, but I think the goon caught up to her.
What a random a$$ dream right? I don't know where any of that came from, I have issues.