When I called my bestie LEY last week the first thing I asked her was "How's your ass!?" For the record her ass is okay. But in Fairfax there's a butt slasher going around. Since feburary this slASSher has been attacking women in mall's and chain shopping stores. "Experts" say that he may suffer from some condition where he is sexually gratified by these attacks, well duh. Fortunately none of these young women had suffered serious injuries but I'm quite its something they'll never forget. This whole thing is quite bizarre. He's climbing out his Honda Accord, he's slashing your ass up, hide your heiny, hide your wife, he's slashin everybody out here.
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