Sunday Gold

So I promised to post about the Santigold show that I went to on sunday, but like the bonehead I am I forgot my camera with fuzzy pictures and shaky videos at home. I dont feel right writing about the show without the pics so as soon as I get home from work I'm going to put my camera in my bag so I wont forget it, and will do the full write up tomorrow. But to wet you pallet a bit I would just say it was AMAZING, smack yo gums on that till tomorrow.
Note: I know the tag says SanTOgold, and she now goes by SanTIgold, but the tag is pre-existing and I dont feel like going back and changing them just yet so yeah.

The day got brighter, no Gold.

So sunday is not my favorite day of the week, cause I have to go to work and sunday is a day of rest. Jesus does not approve. However; on my way into work today whilst listening to the radio I heard this lovely lady will be in town performing tonight.

Needless to say I got excited. Got into work immediately checked my account and I have just enough money plus some to buy 2 tickets to the show tonight. So what I have to be at work at 2 am THIS IS FREAKING SANTIGOLD!!! So on tuesday ill tell you how it went im so excited.

Pic of the day

I like to think of myself as the Black Susan Boyle, so I tried to configure a picture as such but I suck. My lovely co-worker Lisa Marie volunteered her Photoshop skills and this is what happened, I am tickled.

If I had a dating ad it would read like this.

Hi I'm Tylia 24 afro american 5'7 or 5'8 I think I shrunk a little, dark brown eyes, currently pink hair, I like to walk on the wild side when it comes to hair color. Im looking for someone creative, funny, innovative and likes to play with poop on lightrails. Call me!

Homeless Man Plays with
Poop on Valley Lightrail

PHOENIX - A light rail train was taken out of service Tuesday morning after someone left a nasty surprise inside.

Around 8 a.m., a train was stopped for cleaning after a man smudged feces in the interior of the train. Police were told the man on the train was flicking and playing with feces.

The light rail operator was notified and quickly took the train out of service.

"It is a biohazard, and we have protocol for how we handle a situation like this," says Hillary Foose. Those protocols include disinfecting the train.

It was discovered near the 38th St and Washington station.

The man, who police say is homeless, was questioned at the station and released. Police plan to review surveillance video on the train.

News source

Everybody wants Kung Fu Strippin'

"Apparently the Cheetah is wild" Lolers.
Did this guy not know about the no touch rule? Ive never been to a strip club and I know that. So if you slap a striper on the arse, expect a stiletto upside your head.

Tales from the Coca Plant.

Cocaine is a helluva drug (copyright:Rick James), but it makes for some very entertaining stories, shall we proceed?
Cocaine story number A: Germany ban Red Bull Cola. Apparently Germany is planning or have already banned RBC cause it has small traces of the Cocaina in it. Something along the lines (haha I said lines) of .4 micrograms of that Rick James in it. I am not familiar with the measurement of 'micrograms' but it sounds harmless. I mean if Red Bull is supposed to "give you wings" then I say let em fly. ::note to self BUY RED BULL COLA!::
Cocaine Story letter dos. Suitcase made of booger sugar. Some Chica got caught in a Chilean airport with two suitcases made of cocaine. I wonder what gave the suitcases away? Anywho the cocaine could be extracted from some chemical mess. If anything they should have let her go for her innovation, it beats shoving ballons up your a-hole, but I digrees.
This has been your morning boost of stories of cocaine,I do not condone the drug use, but whatever makes you fly.

Blog Recession

Yeah so I try to find the strength to blog I really do. There is just nothing of late that has fired me up to blog. Its a blogging recession going on right now, we are in a crisis. Maybe tomorrow will be a more inspiring day. I took a trip to richmond a few weeks ago and have not uploaded pictures yet, maybe ill do that.