Notorious

So Notorious comes out next week and I am so stocked about it. People want to gripe about who's playing who and what not, I say just bask in the fact that this movie was made. MTV posted a clip from the movie when Diddy had to tell Big that he got fired from Uptown Records for being...well he got fired for being Diddy(of Puffy at the time). Gravy the up and coming rapper who plays Big believes it was this event that made big write "Everyday Struggle" which is my personal favorite Biggy song. Here is the clip:

Till Kidney Do us Part: Give it Back B!tch.

Im quite sure you are prolly going to hear this story a lot but here we goes anyway. A Long Island doc gave his lovely wife his kidney some years ago. She got all better her life got back to usual, then she crept out on him and started boning some Long Island sleezeball,he probably works at Gold's Gym and has slick back black hair and perfectly manicure eyebrows. What an ungrateful skank! So she filed for divorce and he wants his kidney back, if not the kidney itself then the monetary value of the kidney which runs around uhhhh a millie and change. I don't blame him! You give your wife a friggin kidney, what if your going to need that kindey again someday huh? Then your stuck thinking "wow I wish I had a kidney but my whore of an ex-wife took it and now she's bangin her physical therapist in the bahamas!" That has to suck. Medical peeps are saying that his case to get his kidney back is absolutely impossible. So not fair.

Doom Dance

So I have cool friends who make cool music and this is an example of it. My brothers in Frontside Mikealis and Afterthought along with my boys The Avengers have collaboed and came out with this mixtape Paid $cum: Popular Street Kids. These are one of the songs that is on the mixtape featuring D.Moore and John Tay by the name of "Doom Dance". Believe me its the jammie.


Please make sure you click on the links above and check these kids out. I think they're on to something.....>_<
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Wu Tang! Wu Tang! Wu Tang could really do no wrong to me. The last time I checked they had 323 rappers in the crew, no lie. On Wu-Tang's worst day they are still better that 98% of the shiz that's out right now.Anyways here is "Gravel Pit" from 2001 W.

Analyzing yesterday's dream

I had a dream yesterday afternoon which is my nighttime thanks to this wack schedule. So I don't know what happened before in the dream but I was sitting there with people at night, it was a beautiful clear night and there was idle chatter. All of a sudden I look up in the sky and I see a shooting star to which I yell "hey a shooting star"(duh). Then there were more shooting stars then soon enough the stars started exploding and this all ended up looking like a fireworks display. I can remember in the dream feeling like wow this is so beautiful, the stars are exploding. Then I suddenly woke up, looked at the clock and it was around 5:30pm. So I turn back over and wait to fall back to sleep which didn't take long but before dozing off I was thinking about my dream and thinking about why would I think in my dream that exploding stars are beautiful? Wouldnt that mean that like planets are blowing up, which is not good one could think. So I did the whole online dream analysis thing and all I got were these generic definitions. Basically explosions x stars x a clear night sky really dont make sense together. Stars and a night sky boils down to infinite possibilities, dreams and aspirations. Then you have explosions which mean negativity, turmoil, anger. So is this meaning that all my dreams and hopes are blowing up and not going to happen. Or that my dreams and hopes are blowing up and I'm going to BLOW UP, know what I mean? Maybe that's why it was a display of fireworks and celebration with a feeling of glee and not armageddon and devastation. I sure hope it's the whimsical one, cause this is 2000 and Grind baby, it's my time to shine and leave the bs behind,aka get a better job, real talk.

Thank Gawd Nip/Tuck is back!

Last night Nip/Tuck's new season premiered. This show is a perfect show for me. I have been watching it since it first came and whomever writes for the show is a friggin genious. The plot's they come up with, the ability to have the show never go stale, its amazing. Last night's show was no different.*Spoiler alert, if you did not see it and plan too, do not read on*
Season premiere's are always tough because you have to wrap last season up, catch up with the lives of the characters and introduce new conflicts that will come up in the future. I think the episode went beyond that. It started with the last scene from last season's finale but this time from Coleen's(Sean's obsessed 'talent agent' who was really some crazy old lady who once killed some talent agent by filling him up with teddy bear filling) point of view before she stabbed him. Now Sean is in a wheelchair doing some lectures for future doctors. Then Liz wants a breast reduction, during the pre-op Christian discovers a lump that turns out not to be breast cancer for her but winds up Christian has breast cancer. Then some other stuff happened, the doctors wound up getting sexed up by some random chicks (doesn't that happen to them in like every episode). But what I want to know is at the end of the show Sean gets out of bed and WALKS to the bathroom! Was that a dream or is he psyching everyone out and lying about the fact that he can't walk, what's that about! Is it pity? Is it payback? Is it he's afraid to operate again? I am quite sure we will all find out this season, and I can't wait. I want to see how Micheal Jackson look-a-like Matt and his ex-wife and their kid and that whole situation pans out. Also Julie and her luvah whole thingy and I guess her lover's daughter Eden is not coming back since she's on 90210.2 now, who knows. I can't wait till Rescue Me comes back, that's another excellent show with great writing. Too bad those same writers weren't on Dirt which was a great show in it's first season but was incredibly disappointing in it's second season, thus being cancelled. Enough with my TV jargon, im done. If you read this blog for some reason and you want to comment on the show last night, please feel free to.

Umm Ewwww!

Yeah I know brother. So apparently Carmen Electra likes to use wire hangers in some shape or form when she's making whoopee ::chuckels::(its a funny word). She says it's "A little pleasure, a little pain. It's all about fun." Ummm what the hell can you do with a wire hanger!? On second thought I really dont wanna know. There are 2 things that come to mind when I hear the words wire hanger. One being "NO MORE WIRE HANGER'S" and number two will be this:


Read more about Carmen's bedroom tactics start here.