Sunday, April 12, 2009

Movie Review




On friday Beth and I went to go see "Observe and Report". I wanted to see it cause I am a Seth Rogen fan and I try to see all the stuff he's in cause he's awesome. Yes I would smash, moving on. So going in to it I thought it was just going to be a funny movie about a mall cop.Like Paul Blart but waaay funnier cause it is Seth. Well it was way more than I expected it to be. I dont want to give it away but it turned out to be a dark comedy which I had no idea it was a dark comedy. The way it was promoted on tv was like this bumbling mall cop is in love with this 'hot girl' and all the mischief he gets into to win her heart. That's not what the movie is about at all. Later on this week im going to go see is again. I enjoyed it that much, I suggest you do the same.
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The Weakend


So remember how I was ranting and raving about having to work on my day off after I got plans and yadda yadda yadda. Well long story short I wound up going to radford on thursday after all. As always its good to see your friends especially Beth whom I havent seen since we graduated almost a year ago now. We actually discussed opening up a nightclub together in the near future, I say, Yes. Also on this trip to radford I realized that I go to radford too much, Ive been up there once a month for the last 3 months, so Im going to take a break from going up there for a while. Even though a mu phi event is happening in a couple of weeks im not going up, they'll be fine without me, it'll be like I was never there. Yeah, it was a strange feeling when I was on the highway and radford was in my rear view and I kind of got teary eyed and I dont know why, strange. So on trips home you have a lot of time to think about things and its really time to get my life in order. Get my finances together, start going to the gym, try to have more of a social life, finally start playing with that band. Time to get my a$$ in gear, let's see if that actually happens.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Im a motherf!@king Gay Fish

So your prolly going to be hearing about this a lot from frendz, co-worker etc. but this is a snippet from last nights South Park 'Gay Fish' or 'Fishsticks' episode. Trey, Matt and Co. im too through, they're all genius! BASEketball anyone?

..better done alone.

There are some things in life that are better done alone, in a dark room, with the doors locked, on a saturday night. I dont know what your thinking about but im talking long, sweaty, heart pounding, intense sessions of Guitar Hero. Another thing that I think should be done in the privacy of your own space, maybe with a selected few is prono films (or porno but i dont like saying the 'p' word) Obviously some college kids dont necessarily feel that way. Of course its college kids, the only time in your life when you can excuse any questionable thing you do with "I was in college", it automatically gets you a life pass. For the record I have not done anything questionable in college, yes Im lame.

Workforce, Force to Work


My job does not have a title so I dont know what to call it. I guess you can it a 'radio board operator', I dont operate much on the board in question. Basically I come in print out papers, staple them, put them in some kind of order. Then I do weather updates, then I press the start button for the rest of the day, that's during the week. On the weekends I come in sit, surf the internet, make sure the weather is updated, sit, turn the mic on and off for someone else, press the start button, sit, surf the internet, answer phones. All this and im only in debt for the rest of my life because of this thing that I was convinced would set me up for life named College. Oh I just got a wave of inspiration for a song "I Hate College" [click brain, save] Excuse me im just doing my daily rant of how much I dislike my job, some of the people that I work with are cool, but that's where it ends. What really sent me over the edge today was when I came into work I was in a great mood. Thursday's are usually my last work day for the week, so I planned to take a trip up to radford, to see these things they call friends. Well of course the person that work on friday mornings called in sick. This person was sick on monday so between monday and friday of not working no amount of medicine and relaxation could have cured a common cold!? Unfortunately I have the type of job that someone needs to be here 24 hours 365 days a year and there are only 2 people that specifically do what is done during the week, which is not rocket science. So if one person is not available the other one has to work. My thing is Ive been sick as a dog but have come into work everyday that I was scheduled and I did not inconvenience anyone else on their days off. Because you treat others as you want to be treated. Well it seems like I am the only that carries that sentiment. If I do need or would like to have days off I let my boss know weeks in advance therefore those that need to be notified will know. Not the day of and after I made plans. When I saw that email early this morning, I was so pissed I was shaking and that does not happen to me very often. Sure I get mad, but I was shaking dude. Point im trying to get at is. Sorry your sick, we're human, it happens. But our job consists of sitting, this job is brainless. Your sick you feel like crap it happens, you sit and drive in your car, to sit at your job and press buttons. That's all it is. One does not need to be in tip top shape, health, or mental capacity. My fun and drunk time is being taken away from me. If im not happy, sweet baby black jesus is not happy.I just wanted to rant.

And im done.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

If it aint broke dont fix it.


So its actually happening kids, the return of Marshall Mathers, Eminem, Slim Shady. This is his new single by the name of "We Made You" or is it "Without Me" or is it "The Real Slim Shady"? Hopefully you can figure out where im getting at. Eminem follows the same formula everytime he comes out with an album. Every first single he has ever had has been the borderline cheesy, easy accesible, pop culture bullying song. Then the second single is like the serious confessional single, and the third single is more than likely political or social in some way, like stop the violence or open your eyes type deal. But as I said in the title if it aint broke dont fix it. This same exact formula has sold millions of albums worldwide, no bump that, I know my cousin on Mars still bumping the Marshal Mathers LP, real talk. Ok so getting to this new single. While I was driving home from work yesterday the top 40 station was premiering the song and they gave their opinions on it and the listeners did as well and the general vote was 'eh'. The video is entertaining of course cause that's what Em does and he is looking GOOD. Thank goodness he's off the bleach blonde stuff and he is just, he looks GOOD. That is the only thing that makes this video tolerable.

Pic of the day


So im really late on this cause I was on various drugs on april fools day but Trent came up with this elaborate prank in the form of a full length NIN album produced by Timbaland, check out the story here.