
So far 2010 has been about 2 things to me. No its not important things like manned natural disasters (i.e. caving coal mines and exploding oil rigs) its about homewreckers and redemptions. This year we started off with the tale tails of Tiger. He and 15 and counting extra marital affairs flooded pop culture for far too long. All these women came out of the wood work to tattle on Tigers wood work...ha. Not too long after that Jessie James had a few dames of his own. Next it was the celebrity ladies' turn in the homewrecking enclave. Note that the torrid stories of Alicia Keys and Fantasia date back to previous years but the lid really blew off this year. Alicia married Swizz Beats who was clearly married when they started dating and they have a baby on the way. Hey if you move yo feet you lose your seat, or your husband whatever. Fantasia's ordeal started last summer when she met some dude at verizon store, sure verizon can be romantic *kanye shrug*. And this summer that dude's wife filed a suit claiming she ruined the marriage by getting busy by some 3G phones, 3G phones are pretty sexy no? So in closing on this topic, ho's are good for business. Next we have some pop culture redemption. Chris Brown went upside Rihanna's head last year during Grammy weekend and needless to say the road back from that town is still uphill for him. BUT early in the summer at the BET awards during his rousing and emotional rendition of a Michael Jackson tribute the road back to good graces just got a teenie weenie bit brighter. Also exactly one year ago Kanye West got hounded for saying what everyone else was thinking at last year's MTV VMA's but it was a bit harsh and uncalled for, blame it on the Henny. However; at last night's VMA's the last scene of the show was a standing ovation and a crowd chanting his name after a ABSOLUTELY KILLER performance in my opinion. Just an hour previous Taylor Swift gave a sophmoric, pitchy, underwhelming and melodramatic performance of a song she wrote about an incident that made her a household name. After her performance was a rousing ~3,000 person golf clap. Kanye Wins. In closing on this topic, as long as you can tapdance or rap, you negroes will be otay. Those are my extremely deep thoughts.
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